your favorite quotes from video games

[Champion]

"..." -Classic Sonic, Sonic Generations.

[Ad Bot]

[bloody jumper]

"Endure and survive." -Ellie The Last of Us

[McJobless]

There's so many good ones, but the big one that sticks with me after everything is said and done would be, "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"

[Zanaran2]

"A delayed game is eventually good; a bad game is forever bad." - Shigeru Miyamoto

[Cassord²]

"Yeah, RIP."

[Strayer]

"I owe my recover to you, thank you Triss"- Gerlt of Rivia (Witcher)

[Pngu12970]

"Baaaaa" - Goat Simulator

[Biohazard]

"Your face is all scrunched up like a kinrath pup." -Player, Knights of the Old Republic

[Eden]

"zep nooboo madoo" - Sims

"Choo wagga choo choo! Ugh..."

[Placid]

Why do you ask what / when the delicious question is when? / The only difference between past and present / ...is semantics. / Lives, lived, will live. / Dies, died, will die. / If we could perceive time as it really was... / what reason would grammar professors have to get out of bed? / Like us all, Lady Comstock exists across time. / She is both alive and dead. / She perceives being both. / She finds this condition... disagreeable.

from Bioshock Infinite

tbh that game has some of the best writing

[Pie Crust]

"Let me shoot him in the back. Nobody has to know. " -Atton
"This is a test and you're all my imagination. I don't give a damn on what you do" -Player
"What's this? Another Jedi? Did you guys suddenly start breeding when I wasn't looking?" -Atton
KOTOR2

"You might have a minor case of serious brain damage. " -Wheatly
"The bird! It's evil!" -GLaDOS
"I don't want your damned lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE GUY THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!" -Cave Johnson

"Bam! 18 seconds of trust! 8 seconds more than humans. " -Cave Johnson

Portal 2

[lolz??]

"..." -every first person shooter protagonist ever

[Cappytaino]

"Booker, are you afraid of God?"

"No, but I'm afraid of you."

-Booker and Elizabeth, Bioshock Infinite

[Pie Crust]

"z0mg h4x!1! r3porteD1" -Roblox Newbie
"PLZ GIMME DIMEN STUFF PLZ PIK N AX!" -Minecraft Newbie
"Pac man, Pac man! Terrible, terrible news!" -Pac Professor

[Hugums]

What, you want me to pick just one? Lemme get back to you on that, for now let this satisfy you




Right, pick one

• Anything said by G-man(Half Life series)
• "You can't break a man the way you do a dog or a horse - the harder you beat a man, the taller he stands.” (Far Cry 2)
• "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.” (Castlevania: Symphony of the Night)
• "War has changed.” (Metal Gear Solid 4)
• "War. War never changes." (Fallout 3)
• “You spoony bard!” (Final Fantasy II)
• “Big American titties!” (Grand Theft Auto IV)
• Black Beard's Intimidation speech
• Literally every word spoken from the luscious lips of the narrator of Bastion(Bastion)
• "What is better -- to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" (Skyrim)
• "Endure and survive." (The Last of Us)
• "Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair. You know that." (Red Dead Redemption)
• Ezio Auditore's Final Monologue
• “Do You Think By Calling Me Son I Might Change My Mind” (Assassins Creed 3)
• “Everything is teetering on the edge of everything.” (Spec Ops: The Line)
• “I’m Sorry I don’t like the way you are looking at me” (Far Cry 3)

Take your pick. I love them all.