Dumbest things you've ever done v2

[Redconer]

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In orchestra, I tried to land on a stool with my butt, but I hit my leg with the stool's leg

[Ad Bot]

[mod-man]

i pissed on a police station while the cop was watching me

[Cappytaino]

Showed a girl my snake in kindergarten
I was always good with the ladies

[Biohazard]

bought a blockland key

[Pie Crust]

I left the gas stove on, the gas tank emptied and the fire went inside and KABOOM.

[KoopaScooper]

Your mother.

[SWAT One]

Dropped a 40-60lb steel pipe on my left middle finger.  stuff turned into a grape.

[Camel]

lost pokemon yellow god DAMMIT

[Maxwell.]

stuff turned into a grape.

loving christ I'm laughing way too hard at this

[Camel]

loving christ I'm laughing way too hard at this

i imagine it slamming down on his finger and then like, a sprout comes out of him and a little grape grows and pops off his finger into a bowl

[BluetoothBoy]

i imagine it slamming down on his finger and then like, a sprout comes out of him and a little grape grows and pops off his finger into a bowl

You should turn that into a comic strip.

[Badger]

Internal bleeding galore oh man

[Aperture Science]

Quitting Aperture Science

No, but seriously, one was probably annoying my cat a while ago, she bit me on my cheek, and my eyelid.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

i distinctly remember putting my parents credit card number into one of those 10000000000th visitor ads when i was little

[Acerblock]

When I was young, I got mad at my sister for something I can't remember, so I destroyed my laptop and blamed it on her.

Lots of apple juice was wasted on good technology that day, dead serious.