People who try to do my work:
There's this kid who I'm friends with in Earth Science who sits next to me every day. I was supposed to be doing some dumb review on volcanoes (it was really stupid, just busy work) and I needed to draw an illustration of a composite cone volcano. He looks over my shoulder and tells me how badly my thing looks and that it isn't a good 3D model. I just look at him out the corner of my eye and ignore him.
He says, "Here, give me the pencil, I'll fix it."
I say politely, "No thanks."
"No dude, you're driving me crazy."
"Well, this is kind of my work?"
So he literally pulls the pencil out of my hands and makes the correction to his own standards. He does the exact same thing if I'm just drawing on my own accord.
I've thrown crap back in his face, though.
Apparently, he has done a lot of world travelling. He has been to 48 out of 50 states (excluding Montana and Idaho) and several countries. We were doing an assignment on pinpointing the epicenter of an earthquake. We had these printed maps without labeled countries and had to locate the South American country of Chile. Without hesitation, I labeled the west coast of South America.
He said, "Dude what are you doing?"
Me: "Labeling Chile?"
Him: "That is not f***ing Chile."
Me: "It is indeed, Chile."
Him: "Dude, I've BEEN to Chile, I think I'd know better."
At this point, my diaphragm started to jolt trying to hold back laughing.
Me: "You don't have a clue who you're arguing with." (I've known where every country and every capital on the globe is since I was five years old)
Him: "Oh yeah? Fine, I'll look it up and SHOW you."
Me: "Do it."
He gets on Google Images and looks up a Chile map. I crane my neck over his shoulder. The page loads and shows images of Chile on the South American continent.
Me: "Hahahaha!"
Him: "Shut the f*** up. I f***ing hate you."
At this point, I just busted out laughing because I could not contain it anymore.
