Author Topic: Which Axe Deodorant are you?  (Read 1722 times)

isn't it lovely how the forums hate on everything popular
"axe sucks"
"iphones suck"
"well-done steak sucks"
"dr. dre beats sucks"
seriously, axe is like the biggest deodorant brand, and there's nothing wrong with it
what else are you going to use for deodorant? that gay speed stick stuff?

my issue is when the air is thick with axe in the locker room to the point it's a fire hazard and I can't breathe

my issue is when the air is thick with axe in the locker room to the point it's a fire hazard and I can't breathe
not axe's fault

not axe's fault
that doesn't happen with any other deodorant, axe's marketing attracts idiots

is it some new fad to be a reverse hipster and tell everyone how you like everything that's popular?

not axe's fault
uh basically is lol

it is too strong. All you need is a good deodorant that masks the smell, not make new ones.


Axe is not the biggest deodorant brand. And we're not hating on it because it's popular, were hating on it because it really sucks. Degree deodorant or even old spice are both ten times better than axe.

i don't like it because it smells bad and middle schoolers use an entire can of it on themselves daily

Which AXE Scent Are You?
Your Result: KILO
 
78%

You are the "Brainiac". No woman can resist your way with words. A sweet talker at times, but you can breeze through dates with no sweat and meeting the parents is a snap. Women find your intelligence lovey, and they can't wait to pick your brain.
 
35%
ESSENCE
 
14%
CLIX
 
0%
VICE

Idfk but I use Anarchy because dat stuff smell gud.

I got clix apparently, I never use Axe.

I don't want to be associated with any AXE product it all smells like vomit

It says im vice

Quote
You are the "Bad Boy". There is no game you won't play and no risk you will not take. Your job is breaking hearts and taking names (and numbers if the girl can keep up). You prefer to keep your numbers high, and your friends always know about your big night out. You sir are irresistible to women.

damn, pretty close. But I dont use axe. I just throw a huge glob of hand sanitizer on my face and I instantly smell awesome. God I love that smell.


I'm vice

Axe is called 'Lynx' in Europe
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