Sid Jairo's Europa Forumalis: World War 2 - NOW I AM BECOME DEATH...

[Decepticon]

However, even more secretly, Vidkun Quisling steals the forumler.

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[Maxwell.]

ugh

[Renousim]

canadia giant death star destroy earth and everyone is deaded

[Nonnel]

thank god for america's moon colony. the strategic defense initiative destroys canada's death star

[Renousim]

turns out pluto is a gigantic space nuke the detonates and destroyes the entire solar system while rest of canadia is in the core of the sun with AC and they chillin

[Maxwell.]

thank god for Nessie travelling to andromeda, sets up a base and does a surprise attack on Canada's Death Star

[Renousim]

deth star is dead, turns out the black hole in galaxy gets 1000000000000X bigger and devours everything in existence and this thread is dead now rip

[Nonnel]

you didn't account for: FREEDOM

BALD EAGLES ZOOM ACROSS SPACE AS PART OF THE WAR ON TERROR

[Maxwell.]

NESSIE is now in the black hole eating the fabric of space

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BLUE NORWEGIAN UNIFORMS PUT ON THEIR MEN AND GO TO SPACE WHERE THEY WRANGLE THE BALD EAGLES WITH NORWEGIAN CABLE WIRE AND ROPE AND TAME THEM TO BE THEIR OWN AS THEY PERFORM AERIAL STRIKES ON SCOTIRELAND

MORE EAGLES ARE WRANGLED AND EXIT THE FABRIC OF SPACE WHERE THEY ATTACK NESSIE

[Renousim]

nope earth is dead

[Nonnel]

did you learn nothing from the revolutionary war?
americans can't be ruled by TYRANTS
CONSIDER YOURSELF LAWYERED

[Renousim]

canada pressed a button and the galaxy blows up

[Maxwell.]

nessie eats them when they try to crash into the rocks that were earth, thus forming a new galaxy

it is called memedromeda

[Renousim]

i memed