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xSetrox

April 14, 2014, 12:21:09 AM
a girl looks at a guy and says "come here" and points to herself
the guy starts masturbating and interjects at her

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Andretti

April 14, 2014, 12:28:08 AM
What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

cocoaTHEhotdog

April 14, 2014, 11:29:32 AM
Yo momma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

GhostStar

April 14, 2014, 11:33:36 AM
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

two but how did they get in there?

god thats my favorite one

Pencil42

April 14, 2014, 12:00:37 PM
/b/

Cybertails1998

April 14, 2014, 12:11:00 PM
A man sticks two carrots in his ears and walks into a bus. A nearby passenger asks them an "Excuse me, why do you have carrots stuck in your ears?" The man replies "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS STUCK IN MY EARS!"

Flatflyer

April 14, 2014, 12:12:29 PM
Honest politicians.

ABlockOfCheese

April 14, 2014, 12:15:18 PM
What do you call a pig that does karate

A pork chop

Ahaahahhahahaa

dudeman162

April 14, 2014, 12:17:49 PM
How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

50 Mexicans!

Snaked_Snake

April 14, 2014, 12:24:48 PM
You.

BlockoCrafter

April 14, 2014, 12:30:55 PM
This thread!

Cybertails1998

April 14, 2014, 12:31:07 PM

Electrk.

April 14, 2014, 12:36:06 PM

Snaked_Snake

April 14, 2014, 12:42:30 PM
Quote from: Electrk. on April 14, 2014, 12:36:06 PM
wtf did i do??!!?!
Yeah, what did I do!?

ßlöükfáce

April 14, 2014, 12:43:21 PM
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