i'd tell you a blind joke but you probably wouldn't see the point
i'd tell you a cripple joke but you probably couldn't stand it
what kind of starship does a christian klingon fly? a bird of pray.
what anime do japanese children watch when they're tired? Dragon Ball Zzzzzz...
what do parrots in colorado say? marijuana cracker.
what movie was pinocchio watching when his nose grew long? the lion king.
why was the hurricane sad? because he became a tropical depression.
why did jimmy drop his ice cream? because he was hit by a truck.