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Author Topic: Joke Megathread  (Read 2469 times)

tribal jokes are all the same, one you heard Juan you heard Jamal

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin in the entire country.
Oh gosh that was mean

Wanna hear a black joke

Oh wait, they stole it

Rename this to the tribal joke brothermegathread

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i'd tell you a blind joke but you probably wouldn't see the point

i'd tell you a cripple joke but you probably couldn't stand it

what kind of starship does a christian klingon fly? a bird of pray.

what anime do japanese children watch when they're tired? Dragon Ball Zzzzzz...

what do parrots in colorado say? marijuana cracker.

what movie was pinocchio watching when his nose grew long? the lion king.

why was the hurricane sad? because he became a tropical depression.

why did jimmy drop his ice cream? because he was hit by a truck.

There are two old men. Their names are Sam and Moe. One day they are both sitting on a bench, and Moe asks Sam, "Do you think there is baseball in heaven?" Sam replies with "I'm not sure." A couple days later Sam dies. He then contacts Moe through the clouds. Sam says "I have good news and bad news." Moe says "I'd like to hear the good news first." Sam says "Okay. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you'll be pitching on Friday."

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