How do they make roads in Africa? They make black people lay down and, to make the white lines, they say "You laugh, you don't. You laugh, you don't"
How long does a black woman take to take out the trash? 9 months.
How many programmers do you need to fix a lightbulb? Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.
8 Bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I do for you?". The Bytes say "Make us a double!"
There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What to do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
How did Oxygen's date with Potassium go? It went OK.
Does anyone know any sodium jokes? Na
What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? HeHe.
A proton asked a neutron for help. "Neutron, I lost an electron!". "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"