The Moon spontaneously combusted

[Ipquarx]

ororor We farm furries like night fox: get them to collectively yiff, harness the energy, and use it to do lots of neat things.

I'm okay with this

[Ad Bot]

[MyCreativeName]

The moon cant be set on fire, theres no oxygen in space to help fuel it

[Electrk.]

I think I'd make a time machine, materialize when the moon is breaking apart, get knocked unconscious, go several thousand years into the future, meet up with a primitive-life hill tribe who are terrorized by monkeys, destroy my loving time machine, get stuck in the future, get laid by hill tribe woman. The End.

hey look, someone who's seen the movie

[ABlockOfCheese]

The earth sits in a perfectly balanced belt around the sun at the perfect distance to support life as we know it, and if it were to move just a few miles off course as a result of the moon exploding we would end up freezing and getting extremely hot as the earth wobbled around in a much more unstable orbit.  Basically there would be nothing we could I and we would all die.

[Flatflyer]

I'm pretty sure if the moon, sun or earth exploded we would be forgeted either way.

[Night Fox]

The earth sits in a perfectly balanced belt around the sun at the perfect distance to support life as we know it, and if it were to move just a few miles off course as a result of the moon exploding we would end up freezing and getting extremely hot as the earth wobbled around in a much more unstable orbit.  Basically there would be nothing we could I and we would all die.

the distance isn't that big of a deal...
and it wouldn't "wobble around" in relation to the orbit either
the tides would be greatly affected, which would cause a whole lot of problems. there wouldn't be the moon to reflect light at night anymore, which would also be a problem.
it would wobble though. just on its axis, not in its orbit around the sun. which would cause a lot more weather issues than any change in our distance from the sun that might happen

[Filipe]

Make a wish

Count to 3...

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!

[Snaked_Snake]

Count to 3...

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination!

Filipe has come to save us and bring him to his channel bunker!

[ABlockOfCheese]

the distance isn't that big of a deal...
and it wouldn't "wobble around" in relation to the orbit either
the tides would be greatly affected, which would cause a whole lot of problems. there wouldn't be the moon to reflect light at night anymore, which would also be a problem.
it would wobble though. just on its axis, not in its orbit around the sun. which would cause a lot more weather issues than any change in our distance from the sun that might happen

by wobble I mean it's orbit would likely be more elliptical than circular.  Haven't you ever crashed something into something else on kerbal space program?

[Jubel]

The earth sits in a perfectly balanced belt around the sun at the perfect distance to support life as we know it, and if it were to move just a few miles off course as a result of the moon exploding we would end up freezing and getting extremely hot as the earth wobbled around in a much more unstable orbit.  Basically there would be nothing we could I and we would all die.

The earth is in a bit of an eccentric orbit, so idk where you're pulling this from but our orbit varys from perihelion to aphelion by 5 million kimometres.

which is a little more than a few miles.

[Filipe]

Filipe has come to save us and bring him to his channel bunker!

I was actually expecting someone to keep the lyrics going

[XR-7]

Another thing to ponder:

The sun went into a completely unexpected supernova. You have two minutes until Earth is blasted into crumbs. What do?

[Night Fox]

Another thing to ponder:
The sun went into a completely unexpected supernova. You have two minutes until Earth is blasted into crumbs. What do?

get my hot cousin to smd

[Clone v.117]

Another thing to ponder:

The sun went into a completely unexpected supernova. You have two minutes until Earth is blasted into crumbs. What do?

Get nekky.

[Flatflyer]

Another thing to ponder:

The sun went into a completely unexpected supernova. You have two minutes until Earth is blasted into crumbs. What do?

and the BLF common answer is:
Masturbate