The Object-Chucking Game

[Cybertails1998]

I roll out of the way, get in and rub my hands and face all over the steering wheel, let me feel all that plastic forget yes

I throw a rather large box of beers

[Ad Bot]

[Plastiware]

The beer summons a horde of hobos.  They succeed in stopping the box in mid-air before it can really hit anything.

I throw a lawyer.

[Bomb Kirby]

defend with the constitution

I throw plastiware

[Plastiware]

I am being thrown, and as such can't really react to having myself thrown at me, so instead I bump the thread.

I didn't bring anything to throw, so I continue being thrown.

[Snaked_Snake]

Shotgun.


I throw my 42 messages.

[TheBlueHobo]

I click "ignore"


I throw my 7000 missles

[Snaked_Snake]

send a nuke


I throw my other nuke.

[Fluff-is-back]

Turns out you're north korea; you accidentally nuke yourself.

I throw Kim Jong-un's hair

[xSetrox]

it is defective
i throw furry research

[Xinakam]

I catch it with the recycle bin.

I throw 30lb of instant pancake mix powder.

[Snaked_Snake]

Get my brother/mum to eat it.

I throw the Sun.

[xSetrox]

and it opened up my eyes i caught the sun

i throw myself

[Malleo100]

Everyone asks how the forget he threw himself

I throw a bucket of KFC

[the hacker]

I block with Obama's face.

I throw Obama's face.

[Bomb Kirby]

defend with bush

I throw a chair.