The Object-Chucking Game

[foulprairiedog]

I catch the chair, and sit in the chair.

I throw a large horse carrot.

[Ad Bot]

[Bomb Kirby]

defend again with bush

I throw this thread

[the hacker]

I lock the thread.

I throw the key.

[foulprairiedog]

I eat the key.

I throw a Katamari.

[Bomb Kirby]

defend with obama

I throw the presidents

[TheBlueHobo]

Catch with Self Delete bomber
I throw  a spec of dust that can melt skin on contact for some reason

[Redconer]

Blow it away with a fan
I throw a wooden sword

[Legoboss]

I eat the sword
I tear off two of my testicles and attach heat seeking rockets to them

[Brickitect]

I boil some water in a large pan and put it in front of me and run like a bitch.

I drop some popcorn onto a floor that was never cleaned in 20 years.

[cocoaTHEhotdog]

I eat it with my dog.

I throw a uh-60 blackhawk at your head with rotors spinning that's transporting a humvee.

[Abstath]

I eat pain

I throw myself

[Kohoutek]

I felt nothing
I'm a comet, remember?

I throw a shard of myself (ow)

[Zanaran2]

I catch it with a lead bucket and sell it for millions.

I throw THE SUN.

[PurpleSir]

I block with a bigger star
I throw my last remaining testicle

[Pngu12970]

I let it pass by as it flies off the edge of existence.
I throw a microwave.