The Object-Chucking Game

[AtlasBlue]

I question the reality of the subject because my face is a computer screen.

I throw an Aegis Dynamics Idris Frigate.

[Ad Bot]

[Catofblocks]

i die
i mean holy crap there's nothing i can do to survive that

i throw a giant cookie

[Admiral Obvious]

I eat that sucker.

I throw a punch. Heh

[foulprairiedog]

I retaliate.

I throw a punch.

[Zanaran2]

I dodge swiftly and retaliate with my sharp left hook.

I throw 3DS cartridges rigged with incendiary devices.

[Redconer]

I catched it, fiddled with it for a while, then set it down on a desk

I throw time

[Plastiware]

Time passes by.

I throw a pickaxe.

[Midevil Warrior]

It hits a rock nearby and cracks it in half.

I change the timescale to .20 and throw a spear

[the hacker]

I Matrix past the spear.

I throw a Magic the Gathering deck.

[hodot]

Glasses suddenly grow out of my face and are there permanently. I now have a really annoying nasal voice.

I throw a soft pretzel, like from auntie anne's.

[Flatflyer]

the pretzel hits my head and fractures my skull

i throw MAGIC MISSLES

[Zanaran2]

I place a block in front of me and Heat Ray your butt of the planet for using magic missiles

I throw my insulin bottle.

[Klocko²]

A bird swoops down and steals the bottle before it can be caught by me.

I catch you both in my arms

I throw myself holding jakob holding abstath

i stand aside, making you all overjump and fall down the cliff thats right behind me

i throw a baseball

It turns out we are at the bottom of the impossibly tall cliff.

I catch Blake holding jakob holding abstath.

I throw myself holding Blake holding jakob holding abstath.

[the hacker]

I step aside and let you all fall onto a ban hammer.

I throw said ban hammer.

[Redconer]

I paid $10, canceling it

I throw an afro