The Object-Chucking Game

[blueblur121]

I loving get out of the way.

It is now flying towards the below user.

[Ad Bot]

[hodot]

i am crushed under your blubber.

i throw something that hopefully senpai will notice

[Bomb Kirby]

It goes unnoticed.

I throw Firefox.

[Rigel]

My eyebrows are burned off.

I throw a white-hole.

[AtlasBlue]

I hope you mean this. If so...
I marvel at it's beauty as it passes by.

I throw an Origin Jumpworks 300i.

[blueblur121]

I catch it.

I give it to the below user as a  gift.

[the hacker]

Aww, thank you!

I throw a hairbrush.

[Malleo100]

It's made by Gucci

I throw a chocolate shake

[bambooXD]

i stretch out my mouth but not big enough

i throw the glass at you

[blueblur121]

I get hit by like 50 alts.

I throw the below user into the realm of their own avatar.

[Plastiware]

I wake up in a forest surrounded by hillbilly animal folk.  Truly this is the day my life has been building toward!  Many months pass as I befriend the locals, and we spend our days playing bluegrass in the noonday sun, and having whimsical adventures in the woods.  It is not to last, however, as the paradox of a human creator existing in his own universe causes the whole place to collapse, and space-time spits me back out in my computer room where no time has passed since I left.

Consumed by bitterness and self-loathing, I angrily throw an empty beer bottle as hard as I can.

[Electrk.]

It destroys your computer monitor.

I throw a full beer bottle at your window as hard as I can.

[Bomb Kirby]

You hit a brick wall instead, causing minimal damage.

I throw a Hammer Bro, who proceeds to throw hammers at you mid-air.

[blueblur121]

I tank it like a boss and then strangle it once it is within an arm's reach.

I sever the head and hurl it towards the below user.

[Duhman115]

I drop the head, put on fake cleavage, and throw myself at the below poster screaming "NOTICE ME SENPAI"