Personal Records You're Proud of 2014

[Alyx Vance]

Wait are you guys joking about the masturbating thing??

If not, I'm scared for life.

Nope. I could probably break my record, if I tried.

[Ad Bot]

[Renderman]

My current record is 8 days. Tomorrow will be 9 if I can fight the urge.

how
how

[hodot]

I can beat anyone in hothands

I got 13'4 3/4" long jump

[Score²]

I hit a 2 run homer in baseball a few days ago

[childofdarkness016]

Record of most time without masterbating (8 days).

15 years

;-)

ok that's a lie it's actually like 4 or something but

[XR-7]

I passed Spanish 1 with a second semester grade of 114%.

Highest number I ever counted to by 1s has been 3,100. Did that while trying to go to sleep while camping in my yard several years back.

I've been partially inside a Bugatti Veyron. I also had an acquaintance whose uncle owned one.

Longest time in a 24h day doing something TV related was 11 hours.

Another thing, longest time without peeing was 15 hours. Normally, I seldom go anyway.

[AcornCake]

i beat hotline miami.
it only took 11 hours

[Zanaran2]

I beat Icebreaker: A Viking Voyage in a single day.
I was the fastest sperm cell
That's it

[awesomebread]

beat super mario bros wii in a day (not counting star coins)

[Abstath]

Beat Luigi's Mansion both normal and hard in a single day
totally not using glitches or anything

[Strayer]

I was in a competition of using a shotgun to shoot clay pigeons.  My record is 49/50 shots and I won first place.

[SirLancelot7]

I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden last week, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

[The Magical Dunes]

bein an absolute peice of sh***it for 109 days straight. epic win!

[Kingdaro]

Beat "This Will Be The Day" by Jeff Williams in osu! on insane.

Dear jesus forget.

[Maxwell.]

existing
being serious