If you could go back in history, what would you change?

[Flatflyer]

try to help advance animal fusing technology so I can make myself half bird and half human

although really I would just advance tech in general.

[Ad Bot]

[SlayerZ99]

I'd give my parents a condom

[Night Fox]

I'd give my parents a condom

oh

[SlayerZ99]

oh

for my sister of course

jk

in reality i wouldnt change a thing

[Georges]

in reality i wouldnt change a thing

this

But, if I could go back into history, that'd mean I'd have a time machine, right? So what I'd do, is use it figure out just how the world began. I'd have to be careful not go to far back though! xD

[Executive]

I'd tell my past self not to post this, ripping all of space time continuum, thus destroying the universe at the same time.

[Harm94]

If I've learned anything from Red Alert, it's that Germany is the lesser of two war powers, without Germany, Stalin and his Soviet Union would conquer all of Europe unopposed. You would effectively be creating an even more horrible super dictator and cause WW2 to last beyond the 1960s.

Not to mention that Germany was merely reactionary when it "Started" both world wars. WW1 was just a game of alliances, but because France and Britain hated Germany for some reason, they forced it to suffer some pretty extreme losses as though it had instigated the war for funsies. So obviously when a dictator named Adolf rose to power, promising to get revenge and make Germany the super power it once was, you can imagine that this wasn't met with much resistance. France and Britain picked on Germany, and Germany 20 years later blew their countries to oblivion with bombs and blitzkriegs.

The Mammoth tank was the best tank of World War 2 and you know it!

[ResonKinetic]

I wouldn't change a thing because if anything changed, we wouldn't be where we are today.

Actually, I might murder the asswipes that came up with "yolo," "twerking," and the misuse of "swag."

[Doughboy]

wow some people must be incredibly powerful to think they can stop entire countries from forming jesus christ

France and Britain picked on Germany, and Germany 20 years later blew their countries to oblivion with bombs and blitzkriegs.

also lol ok

[ßlöükfáce]

prevent the invention of gunpowder

[Plastiware]

wow some people must be incredibly powerful to think they can stop entire countries from forming jesus christ

You are incredibly powerful if you take an arsenal of modern weapons and back 1000 years.

[Doughboy]

You are incredibly powerful if you take an arsenal of modern weapons and back 1000 years.

idk if a single young person with modern weaponry could stop an entire old age army though

[Abstath]

You are incredibly powerful if you take an arsenal of modern weapons and back 1000 years.

More like confuse them with phones and all.
..maybe a tank if they're hostile

[SlayerZ99]

idk if a single young person with modern weaponry could stop an entire old age army though

Idk man. Depends what he brings

Some British guys with a couple Maxim Machine Guns destroyed some army

[Maxwell.]

yes but that's because the UK is better than any country in the world