Tell the forums a story

[KillerCop311]

Scary, cutesy, doesn't matter. Just tell everyone a story.

The first story is...
"Strong Bad Meets the Homestar Runner," by Mike and Craig.

Everyone loves Strong Bad. He is an OK guy.

One day Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the moon, with his pal, the Coach Z. He won a million to three.

"You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad.

"Ooooooh. Now I understand."

They flew on a sweet. sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country USA.

"I'ma go shower up!" said the Coach Z.

"Gross!" said Strong Bad. "Shut up!"

Walking home, Strong Bad came upon a big ol' egg. "Waaaaaaaagh!"

"I wonder what's inside," though tiny-handed Strong Bad.

"Hello! How do you like my egg, Mr. Strong Bad?" said a voice from behind.

"Who the crap are you, Duckshirt?" asked No-shirt.

"I'm the Homestar Runner!" said the duckshirt. "Some folk say I'm a terrific athlete."

"Well I folk say you're a terrific liar!" said Strong Bad. "This is plainly my egg."

"What's all the commotion about?"

...said the svelt, young Prince of Town. "And who's this weirdo in the ducky shirt?"

"I'm the Homestar Runner! Some folk say I'm a terrific a-"

"Prancibald over here says this egg belongs to him, when I found it first."

"We'll settle this with a ten-step footrace."

And so they all gathered for a ten-step footrace. The slim and trim young Prince of Town explained the rules.

"Whoever goes the most distance in ten steps, will be the winner!"

"Ready-and-set-and-go-now."

"One, two, three, four, five, six..."

"Keep up the pace. Gotta break 4:40"

"Ten!"

"And the Duckie-man is the winner. Loser gets the egg."

"WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}"

"Hooray-a for me!!"

And so Strong Mad helped to break open the egg.

And out poured a lifetime supply of fishsticks.

And a The Cheat!

"Awesome! My very own The Cheat!"

And so, The Cheat mashed play on an extremely expensive jambox with high-speed dubbing and everyone put their weight on it!

The End.

source: Flashback - 100th sbemail

So, anyone else got any good stories?

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[dudeman162]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[The Subject]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Teh mudther.

[Masterlegodude]

I ever tell you about the time Keith made sushi? Yeah, his mom took him to a sushi place for his birthday and he didn't want to go, but he turned out he LOVED it, man. But it's like 10 bucks a su-sho in one of them places, so Keith figures, "Hey, how hard can it be to roll up some raw food in seaweed," right? As it turns out, it's hard. Now, they say that experience is the best teacher, and experience taught Keith that if you ever eat three pounds of raw chicken, it kills you. Now luckily, Keith's brain went into self-defense mode and started shutting organs down to head the chicken off at the pass, and the doctors were able to get 'em out before his heart stopped. But to this day, Keith has no sensation in his right foot, and doesn't recognize his own brother Paul no more.

[TheBlueHobo]

When I was little I had repetitive nightmares about bigbird. It made me hate Vore in the future but here's how it goes. Im three, I see big bird on the tv for the first time, and I look into his eyes, they seemed so open wide, so dead so evil and I was terrified of him. I couldn't stop thinking of his stare. At night when I managed to doze off I found myself in my room, lying on the floor screaming. Big bird the yellow bastard was walking toward me with his head roostered to the side, looking straight into my eyes. Then, he ate me. everything went dark and my brain focused toward something else, my preschool. I was on the playground sitting on the bark. None of my friends were there but instead of different kids playing, there were the characters from sesame street. I was looking out past the playground when I saw a yellow mass slowly walking toward us. It was big bird. The kids screamed, then only I sat, by myself, alone. I couldn't move, the terrifying bird walked up toward me and his hand reached down toward my face, the feathers blocked my vision so I couldn't see then my dream moved elsewhere again.
This time I was already eaten and in his stomach. I was able to see out for some reason and I saw down down to the ground. My mother was standing there staring up, horrified she started screaming. I tried to thrash around in the water and call out to her, but I was stuck still, floating there. I woke up crying and screaming for someone, anyone to help, expecting the monster, to return. THE END   NOTE: this is actually one of my nightmares that I had as a kid and makes me still slightly spooked, but not that much of this bastard

[Swat 3]

Start of Story:

There once was an apple.

The End

[TheBlueHobo]

Start of Story:

There once was an apple.

The End

best story ever

[Mikisugi]

Mikisugi will tell everyone the story of Mikisugi and Mikisugi's Girlfriend

Once upon a time in grade 7, Mikisugi had study hall with a girl. She was an OK girl, not too pretty but not ugly, was extremely weird and perverted, and was pretty nice to be around. Mikisugi acknowledged her existence for a bit and then forgot about her. Later in grade 8, at the end of the year, Mikisugi started talking to the girl again online. That is when Mikisugi learned some bad things about her. She was bulimic and anorexic and her friends turned on her, she started cutting and her life was in the gutter. Mikisugi kept talking to her though.

That's when she told Mikisugi that she was going to kill herself next week.

Mikisugi pleaded and argued with her but to no avail, her life did not get better.

Next week never came, as it was always the next week. She did not kill herself.

School resumed and freshly in grade 9, Mikisugi still talking to the girl, Mikisugi fell in love with her.

She was a weird one at best, but Mikisugi knew of her flaws and hard-comings and still loved her very much.

She started having feelings for the person who saved her life.

December 1st Mikisugi and Mikisugi's girlfriend started dating.

She makes Mikisugi very, very happy. She is eating regularly now and stopped cutting, she is the happiest she has ever been. Mikisugi loves her. The End.

[Pie Crust]

Once upon a time, an apple fell off the tree. That apple has caused your regular nerd that reads books at the park to discover gravity.

Moral: Stupid events can have huge consequences.

[Maxxi]

When I was little, I would always have dreams where a sort of person in a hooded drape or whatever, kinda like ghostface from scream, but he would hover over me, and if i were to look at him, he would push my head down, so i would always remember after the first time that the only way out is to sleep in the dream, whenever it happened, i had no voice, i couldnt tell my mother in the next room, i was seperated from the rest of the world.
I continued on with these nightmares that happened most of the time, and i would always tuck my head down and close my eyes and then wake up,
then finally after several years, i moved into my new house, this time i had the dream after i moved in
it was different though, i stopped fearing this creature, and i looked at him, he then began to push me down
i took my fist and punched him really hard, he choked and then died.
i hugged my mother in the next room, and the dreams never occured after that.
what is really weird is that i have not had such a dream like that situation ever since i punched the creature, and it stopped after i was in my new house, so could this possibly mean that my old house had to do with this?

[Cappytaino]

She makes Mikisugi very, very happy. She is eating regularly now and stopped cutting, she is the happiest she has ever been.

be careful

[TheBlueHobo]

snip

Imagine it being a Big bird
But srs I have had dreams like that where i cant talk or move and it is scary

[Zanaran2]

Once upon a time the end.

[Mikisugi]

be careful

Mikisugi is sorry that you can't seem to function as a normal human and do those things right but Mikisugi has checked her and makes sure completely she is eating.

[Biohazard]

The Apple, written by Swat 3, was kind of ok, but it lacked some development.

• What happened to the apple? Did it fall off of the tree?
• Did it rot?
• Did it roll down a hill and get eaten by something?

I'll give it a 3/10. Kind of ok.