Author Topic: Some friend ran into me on my bike today.  (Read 3257 times)

So theres this group of try hard seventh graders at my school who literally do ANYTHING THEY CAN to be as irritating and annoying as possible. Today I was like "oh stuff" when I got near them. Why? Because I heard them go "Alright boys, you know the drill". One of the kids started running next to me and he obviously knew I was there, but then another kid came up on his bike and did the same thing, but biked faster.

Now I have really bad brakes on my bike, since it's a really cheap bike that I got off Craigslist because my family can't afford a super expensive one. So if you think the below that "you coulda braked", I did. It just didn't do stuff.

Kid thats biking doesn't slow down. He just pulls right in front of me when I'm going at a moderate speed. I ended up crashing into him, and he went "oh im sorry i thought u wer gonna brake.."" loving handicap. There wasn't any damage dealt, I just hit my fingers pretty hard on his handlebars, but still. What a twat.

Advice of what to do?


Smash his bike repeatedly with a good ol' rusty tire iron. See how he reacts.

There's nothing for you to do now, it's already done and over with. Say something to them if they pull stupid stuff again.

Also looks like I couldn't get my post in before everyone else's stupid hyperbolic replies

beat them up
and trash their bikes (or keep one of them). Don't forget to graffiti their homes.

Mount a gun onto your bike

Whenever in a situation similar to this, your best option is to Jacky Chan.

Slaughter them with kindness

didn't you almost hit a random guy on the side of the road while on your phone while riding your own bike

didn't you almost hit a random guy on the side of the road while on your phone while riding your own bike
Yeah, but that doesn't excuse them doing this stuff, and they've done stuff like this every day since I started riding my bike.

Borrow your dad's car and run him over, when he's recovering in the hospital say "Sorry, I thought you were going to stop walking."

Yeah, but that doesn't excuse them doing this stuff, and they've done stuff like this every day since I started riding my bike.
dude seriously just beat the stuff out of them, considering how they're in their preteens, they'll keep being reckless and mess with you until you stand up.

Borrow your dad's car and run him over, when he's recovering in the hospital say "Sorry, I thought you were going to stop walking."
This is the only post here that's actually made me laugh (in this thread). I was actually going to do that on my bike, but I highly doubt it.

When they're not looking, sabotage their breaks and shoot them while they prank someone else and upload it on the Blogland Forums.

Get your brakes tightened
Ask your parents if they know how
My dad does mine every once in a while and then they are godly