The Painful Ways to Die thread

[gr8dayseth]

Cut by transparent orange chainsaw.

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[IdeTheBird]

Choking on your own tongue, yeah it is possible, When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue.

[AutoBahn]

Death by high-pitched screams emanating from small children.
OVER ECHOING MICROPHONES.
commence the blood spraying from ears.

On a slightly different note, the least painful way to die is by inhaling large amounts of Carbon Monoxide.
They used to do it in cars way back when - they'd stuff the exhaust with a rag, climb in and shut all the openings. They'd get sleepy from lack of air and would fall asleep while the Monoxide kills them off.

[MrKitKat]

stepping on lego

[Aperture Science]

"First he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two: Cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then TEN years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. THEN I'll kill him." - GLaDOS

[TheBlueHobo]

Death buy burned but still staying alive for 10 minutes only to have your ballsack ripped off and being stabbed with a fork in the tummy

[-Blok-]

The pendulum part from Edgar Allen Poe's "The Pit and the Pendulum."

If you're unfamiliar:

Basically, you're tied lying down on your back so that you can't move at all. Directly above you is a giant pendulum (like the the thing that swings in an old clock) that is a few meters above you. This pendulum, however, has a super-sharp blade. The pendulum swings back and forth slowly and every few swings, it drops down about a centimeter. It takes hours upon hours for the swinging blade to finally reach your abdomen. Once it does, it slowly begins to cut through your stomach, at first like a paper cut. It keeps lowering until it cuts well into your midsection as you bleed to death. It may take hours for you to die.

[Filipe]

I would say falling on lava but that's one of the fastest ways to die

Then how about this, every single part of your body getting slowly breaking away and being removed with a knife/chainsaw/sword/claws, on the most painful way possible, until you die

[snot2]

snu snu

[Cakie]

being tortured then being forced to drink gas.

[Abstath]

Put a nail under your toenail then kick a wall as you fall onto a pile of very hot Lego.

[Clone v.117]

being tortured then being forced to drink gas.

Drinking gas sounds hard.

Death by people throwing spikey hamsters at you.

[Crispy_]

darn i read burried alive as burned alive

but yeah drowning imo would be pretty scary because you're trying desprately to get some air but you cant and you're just shaking around in the water then you realise that its hopeless and you accept fate as you slowly die

and being burned alive would be painful as hell

[Slammer1337]

buried alive

in the earth's mantle

[bµbbler]

beaten to death with a banana peel