so there was this party going on with like 300 people in some country club or whatever and it was for middle schoolers
however have most of you discovered im 11 so im not in middle school yet, im at my last year of elementary
so i get to the party by bike as the country club is directly behind my house, and some of my friends who were in middle school were there, however some guy that was like 2 inches taller than me figured out i was in 5th so he pointed me out and yelled "5TH GRADER!!!!!",
#PARTY HARD #PARTY HARD #PARTY HARD
so i take him by his collar and shove him into the bathroom
i say to him that i will beat his ass if he does that again,
because i am in fact p good at fist fighting,
#roasted #######roastedddd #Get Owned friend #SNIPED #SHOTS TOTALLY FIRED
he then stops and gets out
he does not say anything to the people working there or do that stuff anymore
however nobody noticed i did that so nobody really saw
#stealthy #ｓｏｌｉｄ ｓｎａｋｅ #密かに、雌犬の息子！
this guy comes up to me who was in like 7th grade and tells me this
"ok, since im a nice guy here is how i'll cover you;"
then he goes on and gives me a fake name and fake phone number as you needed those both to be there, i used my identity as Alex (last name removed),
Damn motherforgeter you ｕｎｄｅｒｃｏｖｅｒ right now thats forgetin scary. but seriously tho why u need a fake name and phone number
these girls or whatever come up to me and some other people came up and asked me if i was a fifth grader,
i said my name was alex and i was in 7th grade, but i also told them i was a midget, because i am pretty short to be a 7th grader
u forgetin fifth grade lier
they believed me
so the thing works for 15 or so minutes and then the dj that was aparentally there loving BLASTS music so bad that i felt like my ears were vibrating
dj turn it up
i decided to leave anyway because i didn't really want to be there as it was getting too dark and i didnt want to ride home in the dark because my dad loving yells at me because of it
u a goody too shoes bitch :((
anyway i'd say myself i am pretty good at masking myself
damn
if some of you people beg for a tl;dr as you guys dont like to read basicaly im going to try and short this as best i can
i get into party and starfish 6th grader begins yelling for a person, i shove him into bathroom and threaten him
nobody notices this happening
he stops, so another 7th grader helps me mask myself and tells everyone around me that im actually a 7th grader
people still question me so i say im midget
dj blasts music and it gets too dark so i leave because the entire thing was filled and crowded with like 400 people
inb4 blogland forums
u straight mothaforgeta
but srsly tho why u need another name
