weird party stuff just happened

[Candy Apple]

you're so cool dude. can i be you?
also you sound like sandvich when he bragged about beating up some gay kid

i bet he didnt even beat him up tho
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[Lalam24]

you know a party's unimportant if its goers were able to distinguish a 5th grader between anyone else under the age of 13

[Funkadelic]

i bet he didnt even beat him up tho
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hey man watch what you say. i've heard he makes people "disappear"

[Funkadelic]

also did you get any head from those lovey ass 6th graders bro
cause i mean they're very mature for your age

[Nameisthis]

hey man watch what you say. i've heard he makes people "disappear"

oohhh! Like a magician?!

[Candy Apple]

also did you get any head from those lovey ass 6th graders bro
cause i mean they're very mature for your age

forgetin cougar as forget

[Unwritten Calender]

o god i would love if maxx took me by my collar and said that to me

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[Zanaran2]

so i take him by his collar and shove him into the bathroom
i say to him that i will beat his ass if he does that again,
because i am in fact p good at fist fighting,

maxx attax!

[Badger]

lol

[Cakie]

i thought you were 12.

[Mariofan1701]

maxx got #dotpowr

[Mouse droidz 21]

you can fistfight? you grabbed some dude into a bathroom? you really think your that cool, blad someone pulled a knife against me and my friend in Hackney, London and we beat the stuff out of the dude. By grabbing someone means bollocks and if you were that badass you would've got the wasteman in a headlock and said to him "Don't loving call me a year 7 or ill beat the living day light out of you, say your loving sorry" I don't believe you OP   

[$trinick]

I barely understood the post above this one, but I did smile because it sounded wonderfully British.

[Zanaran2]

you can fistfight? you grabbed some dude into a bathroom? you really think your that cool, blad someone pulled a knife against me and my friend in Hackney, London and we beat the stuff out of the dude. By grabbing someone means bollocks and if you were that badass you would've got the wasteman in a headlock and said to him "Don't loving call me a year 7 or ill beat the living day light out of you, say your loving sorry" I don't believe you OP   

I'm sorry but I read it as this

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima stuffe fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.