weird party stuff just happened

[Mouse droidz 21]

I barely understood the post above this one, but I did smile because it sounded wonderfully British.

Vocab

blad - word for "dude"
Hackney - borough in London, a lot of crime happens in Hackney
bollocks - British word for "bullstuff"
wasteman - a boy who tries to act cool but fails at it
year 7 - 6th grade

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[Mouse droidz 21]

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima stuffe fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

lol good, describes the chavs from Newcastle very well

[Destroyer]

Since when do country clubs rent out their premises to overwhelming amounts of middle schoolers? What would the transportation be? 400 parents all stopping their lives to drop off kids, maybe a bike valet? Who supervises all of these kids? What DJ actually wastes their time and resources to set up sound systems and play for a bunch of middle schoolers. How was all of this funded?

This whole thing sounds absolutely ridiculous and I simply can't believe anything like this existed.

But if it did exist a party with 400 middle schoolers sounds absolutely horrendous and they should have shipped the whole country club to a deserted island.

[Candy Apple]

Ill take ye mum to the roundhouse ye forgetin punk, innit strange u fockin get strange round them fockin little timmies you fockin wanka fockin sun of a mum? You wanna get focked m8??? -Maxx

[Zanaran2]

But if it did exist a party with 400 middle schoolers sounds absolutely horrendous and they should have shipped the whole country club to a deserted island.

Amazing idea: Send all the juvenile delinquents to that island. problem solved

[Night Fox]

o god i would love if maxx took me by my collar and said that to me

whoa hes just a kid dont be nasty

[Talent74]

0/10 story didn't involve actual fisting

very disappointed OP

[Buu]

me and my friends forgeted over the senior prom by sneaking a cup of rotten milk in B)

[Yosher]

this is even better than lamebro1's "PARTIED HARD" thread

[hillkill]

I'm sorry, I have a hard time believing you beat someone up. Is that to somewhat restore your power in your crusade against the forums?

[#Ravencroft]

id rather not get wasted and wake up naked in my friends lawn with an old lady yelling "you ruined christmas"
also doing productive things

I'd rather get wasted and baked at the same time and wake up to find my friend out cold on his dorm room floor.

[Cassord²]

so i take him by his collar and shove him into the bathroom
i say to him that i will beat his ass if he does that again,
because i am in fact p good at fist fighting, he then stops and gets out

i really doubt all of this happened lol. probably just some story maxx made up to make his e-peen hard.

[hisignberg]

i donot beleive you

[Kobewarrior]

i say to him that i will beat his ass if he does that again,
because i am in fact p good at fist fighting

ya its rlly true