Random penugin doll in my Amazon cart?

[Renderman]

So I decided to get on Amazon, and I wanted to see if I had anything in my cart, and look what I found in it:

I litteraly have no idea where it came from and I didnt even look at any penguin dolls or whatever

[Ad Bot]

[AcornCake]

it's a sign.
it's telling you to buy it.

[Electrk.]

You must buy it.

[Kevso]

Ooohh I want one!! Buy it.

[Zanaran2]

if you don't buy it an army of penguins will send your house to the ground and rob you of your belongings.

[Candy Apple]

I... I want that. I really, really like stuffed animals, especially penguins... It's so loving adorable.

[Renderman]

i dont wanna pay 11 bucks for a penguin doll lol

[Electrk.]

i dont wanna pay 11 bucks for a penguin doll lol

Then you are a fool.
You must prepare for unspeakable tragedy to hit you and your family.

[Renderman]

Then you are a fool.
You must prepare for unspeakable tragedy to hit you and your family.

so what a bunch of stuffed penguins are gonna attack my apartment or something

[Electrk.]

so what a bunch of stuffed penguins are gonna attack my apartment or something

Make jokes all you want, it won't help.

[Zanaran2]

it's just as the prophecy foretold.
"if thy rendered man not gain possession of thy doll, woe betides him on thy next fortnight"

[Renderman]

it's just as the prophecy foretold.
"if thy rendered man not gain possession of thy doll, woe betides him on thy next fortnight"

and where was this prophecy found
toys-r-us, a wal-mart, c'mon gimme some details here

[Dragonslayer182]

NOOT NOOT

[Zanaran2]

and where was this prophecy found
toys-r-us, a wal-mart, c'mon gimme some details here

the desolate land of Taar-g'it. it was in critical condition

NOOT NOOT

cue waru or kimon or kimono or whoever the forget

[Champion]

NOOT NOOT