Author Topic: Worst Injury you ever had.  (Read 2503 times)

I was pushing a kid on a bike in pre-school in some kind of tricycle drag race. We pushed each other pretty often to get up to speed and started pedaling.

Anyway, I'm pushing this kid Gabriel along and he steers into a patch of dirt on the concrete. Cue me slipping.

I ended up scraping a good portion of my face up and got a minor infection. I also hurt my leg after almost getting hit by a car in Paris.

One time I rode my bike shirtless while it was raining and slipped getting a huge piece of skin ripped off and It took like 3 months for the mark to go away
Edit: Also when I was little I took a big rock out of those landscaping things in my yard and carried it around until  I dropped it on my big toe
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Dislocated my jaw and smashed open my chin. Best thing was I woke up during surgery.

One time I rode my bike shirtless while it was raining and slipped getting a huge piece of skin ripped off and It took like 3 months for the mark to go away
this also happened to my shin.

Tore my ACL in basketball Sophomore year

a cramp in the arch of my foot that lasted for like 3 minutes

I've only had a huge wound on my forehead when I was 5 that was a "major" injury, other than that I had a hangnail that caused me to have a throbbing thumb and now whenever I clip that nail it bleeds a little

stubbed my toe in my spice garden

i only cried for 20 minutes

crashed my teeth into a wood log, blood was everywhere and I was rushed to hospital. I was 9 years old I think.

I used a razor blade to prove to my friend they don't do stuff, I slashed the blade across my hand and blood was all over the table. I didn't need to go to hospital this time, I just put a plaster on it.

I smashed my nose against a table and it hurt a lot, one of the bones moved I think.

stubbed my toe in my spice garden

i only cried for 20 minutes
you got a new bottle of ketchup?

My two front teeth snapped in half, had to have root cbrown town surgery and crowns.


you got a new bottle of ketchup?
let me just get some uhh
hot water
then i can make us sundaes with some unions and peanuts
easy like sunday morning




oh dear

Just 2 days ago I got a concussion, road rash, and I loving BROKE MY HELEMET


I stepped on a nail when I was like 7
really I don't think I've had a bad one because I don't get out much