Author Topic: Worst Injury you ever had.  (Read 2502 times)

My best friend is dating my crush.


I was trying to shave my pubes for the first time, and i sliced my scrotum, not enough to rip it but holy stuff i was scared stuffless

My best friend is dating my crush.
>I know the feeling<

I was trying to shave my pubes for the first time, and i sliced my scrotum, not enough to rip it but holy stuff i was scared stuffless

Oh some people..

I was trying to shave my pubes for the first time, and i sliced my scrotum, not enough to rip it but holy stuff i was scared stuffless

My snake started burning once so i sprayed burn spray on it

It stopped hurting but it was like sandpaper for the next week or so. I couldn't move it without extreme pain. It literally shriveled up and felt like paper. Eventually moisturized it. It's fine now.

The only other BAD injury I can remember was when I was messing around with a TV and ended up breaking the glass and cutting myself, the gas didn't help either.

My snake started burning once so i sprayed burn spray on it

It stopped hurting but it was like sandpaper for the next week or so. I couldn't move it without extreme pain. It literally shriveled up and felt like paper. Eventually moisturized it. It's fine now.

Just because we're on this subject I once tried spraying perfume/ cologne stuff on snake so it'd smell nice bcus you know I was doing that thing boys do when they get internet connection and lotion and such and it loving burned for the entire day and turned kinda redish pink

That wasn't the worst injury though, when I was like 10 or 11 I was running along a short brick wall with a dog next to it, and the dog jumped onto the brick wall infront of me and I tripped and my ribs went into the brick wall and my head hit the dirt and rocks next it.
I didn't go into the doctor for some reason though, even though you could easily see the rib bones, I don't think any broke because I'm pretty sure I would've been screaming alot more if they had

i once dropped a cotton ball on my foot
damn i thought i broke it

My dog bit me in the face when I was 11 after idiotically leaning into him too close.

If you stick your face in my dogs face, she just looks at you and yawns or something.

The only other BAD injury I can remember was when I was messing around with a TV and ended up breaking the glass and cutting myself, the gas didn't help either.
A television fell on me when I was real young and cut right above my eye.


Not my worst injury but most unpleasant was when I hit my head so bad I forgeted up all the fluids in my ear and for about 2 weeks I couldn't walk because the world was constantly spinning.
And I cannot handle being dizzy.