The Gift Giving Thread V.1

[Markey]

In this thread you give the below user something you have/don't have (not really).

Example:

Person 1: I give you a fedora!
Person 2: Aw, thanks! I give you a new headset!

Rules:
You must say thank you to the above user.
Do not give something inappropriate, i.e. a carrot.
Do not talk bad about other users, this isn't a flame thread.

[Ad Bot]

[ßlöükfáce]

thanks for nothing op

i give you a free lottery ticket

[Markey]

thanks, i give you a potato.

[Niff]

thanks, I give you the black plague.

[Assistant]

Thanks and forget you. :D

I give you a pilotka.

[TheBlueHobo]

Thanks, I give you my prized dark purple hat that I've had since i was a child

[Executive]

Thanks, I give you a iPhone 6 which doesn't exist yay

[TristanLuigi]

Thanks, I give you a time machine so you can collect that iPhone.

[Niff]

thanks, I give you my old TracFone

[Decepticon]

Thanks, I give you a radio.

[Caribou]

Thanks! I am giving you a donut.

[Markey]

Thanks! I'm giving you an iPhone 17 which probably never will exist

[ßlöükfáce]

thanks I guess

have a cookie

[TheBlueHobo]

Thanks!*munch* here have a can of blue paint

[ßlöükfáce]

thanks now I can be blue just like I always wanted

Here's 1,000counterfeitdollars