Author Topic: so just took a laxative  (Read 1526 times)





I took a laxative once bc i wasnt stuffting enough. I stuff my pants. No joke.

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Helps you deal with satans love coming out of you star fish by making you not want to poop

I once ate around 2-3 pounds of gummy bears from a big bag of them
A few hours later I sat down on the toilet and literally shat liquid sugar

I took a laxative once bc i wasnt stuffting enough. I stuff my pants. No joke.
I think you're full of stuff.

gummy bears don't do this to me you guys have forgeted up digestive systems get new ones

gummy bears don't do this to me you guys have forgeted up digestive systems get new ones
2 to 3 pounds
POUNDS

2 to 3 pounds
POUNDS
ah right the forum glitched and that part didn't show up correctly

Everyone here has such pansy body systems. That or I'm a superhero?

So many complaints saying that people have to recuperate for a day after getting a burrito from Taco Bell. I can eat a pound of tacos and never think twice or regret it later.

If I ever get irregularities, I have to take a whole library of laxatives before noticing a change.

I only pee twice (usually) in a 24h day.

I have not vomited from sickness since 2005. Only exceptions were from some freak thing in the middle of the night in September 2010 from bad heartburn that caught me off guard and a migraine on June 11, 2013.

i had to use laxatives once, makes your stuff liquified and all that. doesn't hurt or anything but make sure you're not going to be in a public place or hell will break loose.

If I ever get irregularities, I have to take a whole library of laxatives before noticing a change. You shouldn't ever need to do that, that sounds like a very unhealthy thing to do

I only pee twice (usually) in a 24h day.
Yeah but how many times do you pee in a non-24 hour day?

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