If you were God, what would you do?

[ßlöükfáce]

kill more people because of overpopulation

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[Fab]

It's hilarious how you act sweet and innocent yet you post stuff like this.

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[Wilsonhigsbury]

Sleep for 39 years and then I'll find someone who was for-told to be stronger than me and fight them.

[SWAT One]

make death impossible

That's a really bad idea.  The Earth would not be able to support itself in only a few years.  Would cause mass chaos.


OT:  Do as God does.  No other alternative.

[MrKitKat]

burn the heretics

[Caribou]

I would go back in time to the prehistoric times and live as a caveman.

[the evil corperation]

Make a book that claims to have proof of me and never actually appear or have any real proof that I exist and have people worship me anyway.

[Aide33]

reboot

13.8 billion years of uptime is too long

[HellHound]

Replace all the glass in sliding doors with Syran Wrap.

[SWAT One]

Replace all the glass in sliding doors with Syran Wrap.

You evil forget.

[grunterdb1951]

I woul-

i wouldn't exist

forget

[Hammereditor5]

Create a black hole with this mass:
2.37 x (10^9999999999999^99999999999999^99999999999) grams.
And then insert into the center of the universe. With it's gigantic mass, the black hole would suck every single piddling iota of matter up in a nanosecond.

[Dexxtter]

id create life then sit and watch them evolve and question their existance

[Flamecannon]

id create life then sit and watch them evolve and question their existance

bender it up

[Mr.Noßody]

I would greatly enjoy being able to watch time pass, just to see what happens.