Why the Florb Does

[Dino5678]

hmm ok if i understand correctly...

what the florb is this thread?

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[crunk²]

I CUM SO HARD WHILE HURTLING THROUGH SPACE TOWARD A DECOMMISSIONED SPACE STATION. SLOWLY, I PULL MY KNEES TO MY CHEST AND CLOSE MY EYES AS MY BOWELS BEGIN TO EXPEL HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS OF BEAUTIFUL, SYMMETRICAL TURDS, BROWN AS THE DAY IS LONG. I LAUGH LIKE A YOUNG GIRL AS MY TURDS DRIFT AIMLESSLY BEHIND ME; THEY ARE AS BUTTERFLIES TO A CHILD FROLICKING IN THE FIELDS OF ELYSIUM.
 
I APPROACH THE STATION'S DOCKING PORT, FLACCID rooster IN HAND, AND PREPARE TO FLOAT GENTLY INTO ITS INVITING CONFINES. I EXTEND MY roosterLESS ARM JUBILANTLY, AS TO CELEBRATE THE MAJESTY AND DEPTH OF SPACE, AND THANK JESUS CHRIST FOR THIS ULTIMATE GIFT AND BLESSING. BUT SUDDENLY, MY OUTSTRETCHED ARM COLLIDES WITH THE OUTER RIM OF THE DOCKING PORT, AND THE TRAJECTORY OF MY QUAGGY BODY IS VIOLENTLY HALTED.
 
THE FTES AFFORD ME BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO TURN HIS HEAD BEFORE THE TURDS ARRIVE. ONE THOUSAND TURDS, EACH ONE SEEMINGLY LARGER THAN THE LAST. I TRY IN VAIN TO CLEANSE MU EYES OF THE stuffSTING, BUT SUCCEED ONLY IN SMEARING MY OWN FECAL MATTER INTO A FINE ASSPASTE, WHICH SLOWLY SEEPS INTO MY EYES AND NASAL CAVITY. I INHALE THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR SPACE TURDS; MY LUNGSARE PERMEATED COMPLETELY WITH MY OWN stuff. I HANG LAX, SPIRIT BROKEN, DEFEATED BY POOP. I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. I AM FOREVER A stuff friend

FLARB IS A LIE.

[Facechild]

THEY NEED DO WAY INSTAIN DRYWALL>WHO KILL THIER WALLPAPPER BECAUSE THESE PAPPER CANT STICK WALL.
IT WAS ON THE NEWS THIS MROING A CONTRACTER IN AR WHO KILL HIS THREE WALLPAPPER?
THEY ARE TAKING THE THREE WALLPAPPER BACK TO NEW YORK TO SENDDED RECYCLE
MY PARY ARE WITH THE HOMEONER I AM TRULY SORRY FOR YOUR LOTS

[Bones4]

you can't prove any of that

i once ate a can of tuna without opening it you think you're tough you're a pusillanimous individual

[Decepticon]

But most person forget about the floorba

A cousin of the Florb, branched member of the Floorb, it usually nests ontop of Empire State Building, opposite of it's origin, Florb. The Floorb usually cleans roofing quite easily but much against war, this why Floorba is not extinct. Many Floorba endangered because of tree cutting near Empire State Building, leading to dangerous wildfires caused nearby appliances (usually about 500km, closer if weapon nearby.) Many people are not knowing of the Floorba, but it takes very keen liking to Facechild.

Floorba is not very interested in playing game AGE or its recent remake, AGE HD RESOLUTION EDITION. Floorba usually travels large distances before returning back to its own owner. Floorba has been known to cause cancer but cure AIDS as proven by smart scientists. Floorba can kill bugs before exploding universes taht contain bugs (not yet seen in our own) Floorba as well can perform and do as Florb does and do.

This is why Floorba does as Florb do.

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[GhostStar]

Amazing bones. Amazing. I was more impressed by this than I was by youre titanic.

[Facechild]

this about flab.

Flab very much diferences than floorb florb florbb or flarb.

Flab it fat. fat from ones two many twizzlers.

This is what flab is about.

[Decepticon]

this about flab.

Flab very much diferences than floorb florb florbb or flarb.

Flab it fat. fat from ones two many twizzlers.

This is what flab is about.

but what about long ancestor floorba? surely it must be related somehow to the flab

[Bones4]

other (and definitely not the original) florb can and will and definitely can do anything that floorba or florbe or flodos can do with less florbulon crystals and in much less time and inches. it doesn't matter who or why and with what type of legislature against but ultimately for the order of the thing to do with the original florb is what we want to send to the florbulons and flobulites who we try to reason and raisin (and share war stories) with. Ultimately though, floroo will secede from the original blorg station and become a separate but unpredictable tie to the origin of man. this is where florb formed babby. We are flord and florb is us. it's like that time where the planes flew over mexico and dropped boxes of poisoned waffles. They fed the waffles to three dogs and the dogs died alone. we can all learn a lot from this and learn how to take better precautions against prenatal amputations. how many children must be born with only one greasy appendage before we decide to kick ourselves in the richard and form a better babby? nabisco understands this. That's why we all have this great fig newton to live and raise baby families on and around.

i think it's time we all took a step back make ourselves less stufftier because we really need to. The keebler elves are out of control and the govermnent is topping because of the garbage ambulanches that are destroying cities and towns and villages and houses and people. how many unneeded people should before we look to florrb for its wonder and healing properties (like 10000 times stronger than aleve. Why take 10000 aleve when you can just take one florb?).

start being smart people

[crunk²]

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

this is some sort of typing rorsarch test where we peer into the mind of bones through stream of consciousness slam poetry

[Facechild]

Flodos, son of Florbulious.

In the late 17th glaxion cycle a great flaubin named florbulious made babby. This babby indeed frighth back, this babby named Flodos. Flodos brought on the glorious era known to all simply as FLEEB. fleeb was a time of arts crafts and macaroni pictures. during this time Flodos was bring his armies of glarrd to smash the faces of the evil gorgulax and the many class 5 carrier cruiser with much tactical applications. the briliant leader Flodos used no-name brand kleenex boxes as shoes whis is what the gorgulax high command coincidentally feared mor than anything. upon seeding flodos in his Snot-away box armor, sent his gorgulax class 5 carrier cruiser with much tacticals into the local sun (fleeberus XI) to appease the mighty flodos. after the battals were fought and finished and finished completely flodos realised his time on florbulon were not very much time at all. he set sail to new lands known as earf (as will smith calls it.) when he landed on earf he made much fuk with local apes becasue forget you that's why. this was what make humans and why we are not as great as florb but certainly better than monkeys in most respects.

This is what flodos was do in his short time in the florbuilon cubes.

[Bones4]

flourbulioun cubes and kleenbabby are tails for another florb

[Bones4]

now time is to nukify my tyson alzhizers chicken wayngzs without the bones or hard features (made with parts from white chickens)