Once, in 5th grade, these guys were trying to pick on me and hurt me, so I called them mondays. So those little friends tell the grumpy-old monitor that I called them mondays and I tried to explain to him that they were trying to hurt me, but he didn't listen. He wrote me up and I got expelled.
In the 4th grade I got expelled from a different school for knocking out this black kid (he was insulting me and talked about me "raping" girls).