Dumb stuff you've been in trouble for at school

[Passta Soup]

I got sent to ISS for a week,

holy stuff they sent you to the international space station for loveual harassment? what a strict school.



in 6th grade i chased my friend around the gym trying to attack him with a plastic spoon because at the time i was obsessed with the horribly slow murderer with an incredibly inefficient murder weapon youtube video. the librarian was overwatching the class cus the gym teacher wasnt there are she punished me by acting up and put me in the corner of the gym and told me to sit down for the rest of the class :'()

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[Arekan]

Once a chick decided it would be funny to tell the school that I touched her cooch, ass, tits and all at once. I don't know ANYBODY who has the balls to do that, but okay.
ISS + called to office with a cop + cop at my house after school

[Waru]

Once a chick decided it would be funny to tell the school that I touched her cooch, ass, tits and all at once. I don't know ANYBODY who has the balls to do that, but okay.
ISS + called to office with a cop + cop at my house after school

I don't know anybody with enough hands to do that all at once..

[BluetoothBoy]

Chatting over G-Chat with my friend about an important matter. Got a talking-to from mom. XD

#HomeschoolBuzzkills

[Biohazard]

lol me and this girl got in a paint fight in art class one time. that was pretty fun, but we both got detention

[Score²]

in the 6th grade, I was feeling horny and I pulled my pants down infront of a girl

true story

[Nal]

In third grade I brought a pocket knife to school and I was snitched on by 3rd graders (I was in 5th) claiming that o told them I would cut their heads off. The entire reason I brought the knife was because I didn't want my special needs brother to do anything with it and then I got suspended for three days, missing field day. I also had to get searched by this clueless bimbo

I also got in trouble because in 4th this kid pulled me into his seat and tried hitting me, I smashed his head against the window on the bus and then I got in trouble for that.

Oh, and last year this kid kept trying to challenge to fight me but never did anything, one of my friends ratted him and he blamed me, telling the school and I nearly got in trouble

[Cool Boi]

One time I shot 20 kindergarten students and 6 teachers for double XP weekend

[Mr Man]

Got sent to the office for joking about putting a guy in a dress (they said it was "hurtful") This was in 9th grade.

[pefu19]

allegedily watching research on my phone i got suspended for a loving week
i was using my phone to chat with my friend and the teacher saw it so I told her "i was looking at the time" i didnt give her the phone and she wrote that

[MunkeyCheez]

one time in middle school some of my classmates had destroyed our paper models we made, so i told the teacher who didn't exactly believe me. there was a vote saying who did it (i was one of the names to vote) and everybody voted me. no words can describe my hatred towards her on that day... loving cunt.

i managed to get back on her by having a bend it like beckham moment.. kicking a ball from a couple of meters away that hit her on the back of her head. she got pissed off and demanded me to write her an apology letter and she'd phone my parents. so i wrote her the letter... sort of. it went along the lines of "i'm sorry for kicking the ball that hit you on the back of your head, but then again you should apologise to me for over reacting". she didn't even say a word to me after i gave it to her, or my parents.

in my first year at high school, an art teacher made me stack all the chairs away and i missed my bus home. i was pretty mad and i told my parents and the school gave me a refund for the bus for some reason.

One time I shot 20 kindergarten students and 6 teachers for double XP weekend

haha ur well funny m8!!

[XR-7]

2nd grade: I was at Krannert Center (cultural place with plays and art) in Champaign, IL on a field trip. The teacher east everyone in the 3rd row and I was talking to the kid next to me. Out of curiosity, I stuck up my middle finger and asked, "Do you know what this means?" He jumped up and ratted me out. The painful irony: He was killed in a fiery car wreck a couple years ago.

Kindergarten: During lunch time, I was crawling on my hands and knees underneath the tables in the cafeteria. I decided to be a riot and went under the principal's table and started hitting her legs. That was the only time I've ever had to go to the office.

I have a letter that I've saved all these years from my kindergarten teacher. Its hilarious so I'll post it later.

[ResonKinetic]

I recently got in trouble for bringing a .40 Smith and Wesson hollow point (165 grain) bullet to school. They made me throw it out near a bus stop not too far away from the school.

[Georges]

I recently got in trouble for bringing a .40 Smith and Wesson hollow point (165 grain) bullet to school. They made me throw it out near a bus stop not too far away from the school.

lol

[Cassord²]

I got ISS for a week.

International Space Station??????????????