I wrote a similar essay and got a 0 on my AP US History exam.
Funny how I don't remember that time China bombed Hawaii
Christopher Columbia was gettin' real tired of Britain's stuff. Like fo' real. So what he did was he got a bunch of boats and hired George Washington to go create the United States of America. It was gonna be awesome thanks to Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg, America won the stuff out of it.That's when Nasa invented space.
no wonder, it was actually Japan that did that LOL
Lol@ the people taking this seriously.
And Columbus wanted to make 9-10 year old girls a currency.