Coming to America: The Prequel (History of the US)

[Swat 3]

I wrote a similar essay and got a 0 on my AP US History exam.

Worth it?

Yeah, worth it.

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[Skig]

Funny how I don't remember that time China bombed Hawaii

[Camel]

real historic stuff

[Pie Crust]

Wait a min. Colombus' stuff was in the 15TH century. You need to add 1 to the first two digits. 1400 -> 14+1 -> 15

[Slammer1337]

Funny how I don't remember that time China bombed Hawaii

no wonder, it was actually Japan that did that LOL

[Skig]

Christopher Columbia was gettin' real tired of Britain's stuff. Like fo' real. So what he did was he got a bunch of boats and hired George Washington to go create the United States of America. It was gonna be awesome

thanks to Tom Hanks and Stephen Spielberg, America won the stuff out of it.

That's when Nasa invented space.

Lol these bits are the funniest

no wonder, it was actually Japan that did that LOL

Yeah and I'm pretty sure that brought America into World War II

[Harm94]

I remember when George Washington road dodge chargers and Camaros into battles playing free bird.

[Decepticon]

bones4, seeing as you're in the US Airforce, you have studied up quite well on your history.

it's 100% accurate now, good job.

[SWAT One]

Lol@ the people taking this seriously.

[Jairo]

Lol@ the people taking this seriously.

perhaps you're the one taking them seriously?

[Nonnel]

Thank you for this. I didn't have any sources for my history essay.

[Epicduke]

And Columbus wanted to make 9-10 year old girls a currency.

I'm fairly sure the vikings were more barbaric than cc

[.:FancyPants:.]

i have not cried so hard laughing as i have today.

[Bones4]

cheer up, fancyplants there is no need to cry

[Starkiller]

Why cant they teach this stuff in school. WE WANT THE TRUTH GODDAMMIT