one time in like 6th grade I was in the locker room in front of my locker standing next to the guy whose locker was next to mine
and then this other guy, he's pretty skinny and stuff, just walks up to him, taps him on the shoulder, and says "hey bro what's up" then when the first guy turned around, the second guy grabbed his shirt collar and started punching him in the face
it was really weird
after he decided he was done he said "dont call my girlfriend a bitch!!" or something
he tries too hard though