I used to be in a school where there would usually be fights among students
the most hilarious one imo was one where me and my friends were eating pizza at some tables outside the library, just chillin'. for some reason we decide to let this blonde dude (who is notorious for getting in fights) eat with us. everything was fine until one of my friends started burping loudly and the blonde kid decked him in the face, then my friend took his soda cup and poured it on his crotch. the blonde kid gave the final blow when he took the entire large soda bottle and poured it all over my friend. that was when it ended lol, but that was just gold.