Author Topic: Theoretically, my life could change very majorly soon.  (Read 3593 times)

enjoy your 5 star lunches and dinners, enjoy sleeping in pods, enjoy your gym and your gigantic slide right next to your office, your pool and your huge game room, aswell as the free cars if you want to drive somewhere to take a break

if you get the job

That sounds like a brilliant opportunity. I wish you lots of luck with your application!
I think you'll love it if you get in.

TAKE IT!!
DUDE if you don't, I will come to your house and slap you silly for throwing a great opportunity out the window.

Wait a minute, did you send them your github or something? Or is it true that Google owns the internet and sees all??

Wait a minute, did you send them your github or something? Or is it true that Google owns the internet and sees all??
They have people search around for possible employees. So neither; Google came to him, not the reverse.

Congratulations! Have fun enjoying 5 star restaurants, the hottest cars, and in-home luxuries!

Wait a minute, did you send them your github or something? Or is it true that Google owns the internet and sees all??
google SEES ALL


Take it! When I was twelve I wanted to work for google so bad. I even attempted to learn c++ and HTML

Take the job and send me money please.

In Soviet Google, car drives you!

Run and never look back here. Never let them find out that you have an account for this site.

Also tell us what Goobuntu is like.

Tons of people receive these, usually not for any particular reason.
From this point, the process of you even being considered could take up to 4 months if not longer.

Here are some articles you should read:

http://blog.lambda-startup.com/2014/03/recruitment-process-for-google-job-sre.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/e4crm/amid_the_hubbub_about_googles_generosity_toward/

theoretically, anyone's life could change very majorly soon

I don't see why you wouldn't say you're interested.
Engineering require rigorous amounts of work, no matter what kind it is. Some people aren't willing to do it. It's not as simple as just getting the job and you're good to go.

Looks pretty fake. Why would they use the old Google logo?