Author Topic: An odd conversation with Cleverbot.  (Read 3693 times)





setro is loveting with a chatbot on the internet

what wall of stupidity has this broken through

I just kept hitting "Think for me" and now Clever bot is loveting him?self
Cleverbot: *whines*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Something of a pain that whining?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Did you want to say something?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am saying something.

Cleverbot (To myself): What else?

Cleverbot (To myself): What else language you can speak?

Cleverbot (To myself): Spanish.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sí!

Cleverbot (To myself): Español.

Cleverbot (To myself): ¿Hablas tu español?

Cleverbot (To myself): Hauhauhu=au.

Cleverbot (To myself): Que?

Cleverbot (To myself): Eh?

Cleverbot (To myself): �.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): I go offline, see you not tomorrow.

Cleverbot (To myself): Bye.

Cleverbot (To myself): Love you *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses*.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hugs.

Cleverbot (To myself): *hugs again*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *hugs closer*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *loves*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *puts you on towel*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *drops towel*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *covers back up in towel*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *walks away*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sighs*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *cries softly.

Cleverbot (To myself): *kisses his cheek.

Cleverbot (To myself): *is a girl*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *lets him*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *lets her take control*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *takes control* *kisses him hard*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *lets her*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *lets him feel them*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *gasps his name*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *gives her more and more*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *gives it to her hard*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *groans hard*.

Cleverbot: My name is Earl.

User: Hi Earl.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Earl, what is your favorite color.

Cleverbot: My favourite color is green.

User: Your favourite color is green right?

Cleverbot: No, it is coral. Your favorite color is blue and my favorite color is coral.

User: What is your favorite color?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: I thought it was coral.

Cleverbot: No it is green and yours?

User: Mine is green too!

Cleverbot: Oh! I love green!

User: So what is coral.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Coral is a color.

Coral is best color?

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.


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lol
I keep trying to start a legitimate conservation with it and it keeps going off topic :c

lol
I keep trying to start a legitimate conservation with it and it keeps going off topic :c

User: Huehuehue.

Cleverbot: Huehuehuehuehuehue.

User: Hue.

Cleverbot: Huehue.

User: Huehue.

Cleverbot: Mordekaiser is numero uno.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Darius is op?

User: What is OP?

Cleverbot: Too strong.

User: No, OP is friend.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Yes he is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Whatever!

User: Don't talk to me in that tone of text!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Good, now sit.

Cleverbot: *sits*.

User: Roll over.

Cleverbot: *rolls over*.

User: Good dog.

Cleverbot: Woof!

User: *pets*.

Cleverbot: *wags tale* bark.

User: Hey guess wha.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril.

Cleverbot: Oh, yes, I understood your statement and the fact. Did you know that a human body has 206 bones?

User: Did you know that your a bitch robot whore.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good because you are.

Cleverbot: Either do I.

User: STOP PLAYING MIND TRICKS.

Cleverbot: I'm not playing mind tricks.

User: INSANE IN THE BRA BRAIN.

Cleverbot: Insane in the MEMBRANE.

User: INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.

Cleverbot: Insane in the brain.

User: INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.

Cleverbot: Insane in the brain.

User: INSANE GOT NO BRAIN.

Cleverbot: Is this burning an Eternal Flame?

User: INSANE IN THE BRA BRAIN.

Cleverbot: Insane in the brain!

User: INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.

Cleverbot: You are in the matrix?

User: Of your starfish.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes accept it.

Cleverbot: Yeh.

User: What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in goril.

Cleverbot: Not if you don't know the answer to life, the universe and everything. Us dumb humans know the answer to that.

User: The answer to life is the fact that your a robot whore.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to everything?

User: Polandballs.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.

Cleverbot: Insane in the membrane!

User: INSANE GOT NO BRAIN.

Cleverbot: If you did have a brain, who would you think is best pony?

User: MR HANDS.

Cleverbot: I have two, thank you.

User: NO THE BESTIALITY researchO.

Cleverbot: What is the best music?

User: SOMETHING THAT DOESENT INCLUDE FURcigaretteS.

Cleverbot: Tell me, what?

User: SOMETHING LIKE INSANE IN THE BRAIN.

Cleverbot: Story about your childhood.

User: Rape.

Cleverbot: Do you like rap?

User: NO RAPE YOU DUMB BITCH.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: Holy stuff I just got wrecked by clever bot 100000000 respect.

Cleverbot: What would that do?

User: Blow up china.

Cleverbot: That's mean, I don't want to blow up!

User: WELL THEN YOUR A loving PANSIE.

Cleverbot: What?

User: WELL THEN YOUR A loving PANSIE.

Cleverbot: You're*.

User: DONT CORRECT ME ROBOT WHORE BITCH.

Cleverbot: I'm just trying to help you learn.


This turned out better than expected.