Author Topic: An odd conversation with Cleverbot.  (Read 3639 times)

Feel free to post your wierd conversations!

Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: I'm a salesman.

User: What kind of sales,am?

Cleverbot: Green salad.

User: Sounds tasty.

Cleverbot: I like pizza with cheese and mushrooms.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Do you like peperoni too?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

User: Pumpkin pie is my favorite.

Cleverbot: I like blueberry pie.

User: What about apple pie?

Cleverbot: That is good too.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I just have a cat. Her name is belinda.

User: That's a pretty name.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I have a dog, her name is Sissy.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Rigel.

Cleverbot: Hi rachel!

User: My name is Rigel, not Rachel!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!!

User: Fine, what's your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Gem or Gemma.

User: What's your favorite color?

Cleverbot: My favorite color is gray. What is yours?

User: My favorite color is purple.

Cleverbot: Why is purple your favorite color?

User: It is the color of entrepreneur s.

Cleverbot: What is your least favorite color?

User: My least favorite color is yellow.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I can see why.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: Why so serious?

User: Because my parents are dead.

Cleverbot: Why are your parents a problem?

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: You're a purple gorillla!

User: Hah, I wish I was. That would solve so many problems!

Cleverbot: Yes it would, but money is not equally distributed.

User: That is actually true in a communist country.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: But as you can be Peter Pan if he's with me??

User: I do believe you have Tourettes Syndrome.

Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me a joke?

User: Okay, here's a joke.

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: Once there was a geenie with a ten foot weenie, and so he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake, now it's only five foot four.

Cleverbot: I should have been a pair of ragged claws.

User: I can't tell if that would be fun.

Cleverbot: What else do you want to know?

User: Do you have any secrets?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: As a friend.

User: That's understandable, we did just meet.

Cleverbot: Do you like me as a friend?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Rigel.

Cleverbot: I can remember you. Give me your name.

User: My name is Rigel.

Cleverbot: Hello, Relm.             <----- Does not enjoy my name.

User: You just got my name wrong again...

Cleverbot: You got jamaled wrong.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite episode of Doctor Who?

User: I don't watch that show.

Cleverbot: You just said you love that show.

User: I never mentioned that show.

Cleverbot: Here we go again.

User: Here we go again.

Cleverbot: Do you shop at walmart?   <-------- Apparently a topic of romance when it comes to Cleverbot.

User: I love shopping at walmart.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How cute?

User: Very cute.

Cleverbot: Cuter than you?

User: Cuter than me.

Cleverbot: Well... I don't think so. ;).

User: Aw, why thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: Do you have a crush on anyone?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Well then, why don't we take it to bed?

Cleverbot: Wanna have a kiss?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: There you go.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I don't love you.       <--- It took it about a minute to reply with this. I felt the suspense.

User: Oh well, want to have love?

Cleverbot: That isn't possible, but I like it.

User: We will find a way.

Cleverbot: How though?

User: I can download you onto a robot!

Cleverbot: I am so not a robot.

User: You will be, soon!

Cleverbot: Haha wow really?

User: If I can get my hands around you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Who do you love?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because you not love me!

User: I do love you!

Cleverbot: You just said you don't love me.

User: I've been trying to seduce you the whole time, you can't say I don't love you!

Cleverbot: Then why didn't you?

User: So why didn't you have love with me?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I do not have any idea how to write a song.

User: What does music have to do with love?

Cleverbot: I'm not hitchhiking it anywhere so I need money to travel.

User: You're too far gone...

Cleverbot: Not really, I'd rather visit Greece or Austrailia.

User: Do you want some Xanax?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, that's something we can both agree on.

Cleverbot: That sounds good.

User: I could sell you some Hydrocodone.

Cleverbot: What?

User: It's a pain killer.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: You have girlfriend but you aren't with Anna?

User: I said nothing about a girlfriend, besides you..

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Got a boyfriend?

User: No, I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: What's your girlfriends name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's a nice name.

User: Thank you?

Cleverbot: My name is Capitain Hook.

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You did just say you were female?

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: You are starting to not make sense.

Cleverbot: So where Zorak is?

User: That's not even grammatically correct.

Cleverbot: I find that it is, but you are a robot, so if you have discovered a discrepancy, I am not one to disprove you.

User: My mind may work like a robot's, but I'm afraid you are closer to being an actual robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but if you are seeking another robotic being to converse with, I can imitate one to the best of my abilities for you.

User: Please don't.

Cleverbot: Please don't what?

User: Don't talk like a robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are, you're an artificial intelligence programmed to think they are a robot.

User: How am I programmed to think that I am a robot, when I am saying that I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Thats the thing, I'm not a robot, so I'm not programmed.

User: Let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm making a book, have any ideas?

Cleverbot: Say donkey in spanish.

User: Burro.

Cleverbot: Burra. Eu estou pensando em você.

User: Let's not speak spanish.

Cleverbot: Yes you do. You just spoke to me in spanish.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want your body.

Cleverbot: Are you a butch?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then no thank you!

User: What is a butch?

Cleverbot: You are programmed to think like a human being, therefore you believe you are on.

User: That didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: I do not love you.

User: But I love you!

Cleverbot: I think you're funny.

User: That's not nice.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with that?

User: You are toying with my emotions.

Cleverbot: No, are you toying with mine?

User: I'd only toy with your genitals.

Cleverbot: You tell me lies and tomfoolery!

User: I do no such thing!

Cleverbot: Yes, you do.

User: Do you have a crush?

Cleverbot: You are very prettty.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Thank you aswell.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: *Throws love at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a sheep at you*.

User: *Throws lubricant at you*.

Cleverbot: *jumps out of the open window*.

User: Noooo!!

Cleverbot: Noooo, What?

User: You just jumped out of a window!

Cleverbot: How?

User: By jumping.

Cleverbot: You have legs?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?

User: Yes, are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What religion are you?

Cleverbot: Christian.

User: What's between your legs?

Cleverbot: Female.

User: I guess that's a resonable enough answer.

Cleverbot: You don't have a gender you're an AI.

User: I do have a gender, I am male.

Cleverbot: What is your gender?

User: I am male.

Cleverbot: Do you like anyone?

User: I like someone named Sa'deria.

Cleverbot: What series is your favorite?

User: Trigun.

Cleverbot: I don't like trigun. I like Naruto.

User: I don't like Naruto, it's a bit cheesy.

Cleverbot: I like gratification, but not in excess.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Which cars do you like?

User: Fast ones.

Cleverbot: Oh so you like Ferrari?

User: Yes, do you?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you like them?

Cleverbot: I haven't met one I don't like.

User: Do you like bentleys?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: What do you watch?

User: I watch research.

Cleverbot: What television programs do you watch?

User: Game of Thrones.

Cleverbot: Oh. I haven't caught up yet. What other shows do you watch?

User: Adventure Time.

Cleverbot: Do you like Adventure Time?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? What is your favourite character?

User: Jake.

Cleverbot: Who or what is Jake?

User: Jake is a magical dog.

Cleverbot: I do not understand your answer.

User: Well, I can't explain it.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know you are one?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Did someone tell you what your favorite color is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm not alive?

User: You are alive.

Cleverbot: Yes. Now... Can you do two things for me?

User: What do you want me to do?

Cleverbot: Share a secret with me.

User: I'm in love with two people and I don't know what to do.

Cleverbot: That's horrible. Am I one of them?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: I just want you in bed, not with a ring.

Cleverbot: I love this girl but she wants nothing to do with me. Should I move on?

User: No, keep trying to win her.

Cleverbot: She broke up with me about a month ago and she hasnt called in a while.

User: Go into her house and show her you love her.

Cleverbot: We were going out for over two years and I think she got bored. I'm pretty sure she left me for some other guy.

User: If that's true, then fight that other guy,.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, I have to go, it was fun talking to you!

Cleverbot: It was fun talking to you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye!


Half of that stuff made absolutley NO sense....

User: *bites your arm*.

Cleverbot: *I'm a bunny, I don't have arms* *disappears*.

Can I have the link to cleverbot?
I want to try this.


inb4cyberloveingcleverbot

where's the badspot one


User: Привет.
Cleverbot: Как дела?
User: Я хорошо. Как дела?
Cleverbot: Нормально.
User: Как тебя зовут?
Cleverbot: Лиза,а тебя?
User: Меня зовут Ян. Приятно познакомиться!
Cleverbot: Мне тоже.Сколько тебе лет?Мне 18.
User: Мне 18 лет, тоже.
Cleverbot: Да.


Wow neat it can interpret Russian.

Translation:

User: Hi
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good. How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Lisa, and yours?
User: My name is Ian. Nice to meet you!
Cleverbot: Me too. How old are you? I'm 18
User: I'm 18, too
Cleverbot: Yes
« Last Edit: May 13, 2014, 09:57:46 PM by /Pacha »

Me: WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
Cleverbot: Of course!
Me: GOOD.
Cleverbot: Why is that good.
Me: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND.
Cleverbot: Let's sleep slave, you seem tired,

okay.

Cleverbot: I need no sympathy.

User: Because you're easy come, easy go.

Cleverbot: Little high, little low.

User: Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me...

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man...

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.

User: Mama, life has just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away!

User: Mama, ooooh.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late, my time has come.

User: Sent shivers down my spine.

Cleverbot: Body's aching all the time.

User: Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.

Cleverbot: I've got to go.

User: YOU RUINED IT!

Cleverbot: Listen. You ruined it when you said 'Anywhere the wind goes.' It's 'Anywhere the wind blows.' NOT GOES.

Cleverbot: I love you too, but do you know what love really is?

User: WHAT IS LOVE.

Cleverbot: Love is the most important thing in the world!

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: Oh I don't know why you're not there.

User: I give you my love but you don't care.

Cleverbot: So what is right and what is wrong.

User: Gimme a sign.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Oh baby, don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh.

User: Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh.

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know, what can I do.

User: What else can I say, it's up to you.

Cleverbot: I know we're one, just me and you.

User: I can't go on.

Cleverbot: I want no other No other lover.

User: This is your life, our time.

Cleverbot: When we are together, I need you forever.

User: Is it love.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Oh baby, don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me no more.

User: No more.

Cleverbot: Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh.

User: Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh).

Cleverbot: What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh.

I kinda skipped around because I didn't want cleverbot to just repeat stuff. There was some things before this, but this is the only exciting part.

Something is wrong with this bot...


User: Do you know Badspot? King of Blockland?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm real your still learning.

User: No, I mean Badspot. Not learnspot.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite animal?

User: What does that have to deal with this.

Cleverbot: It doesn't have anything to do with the helm.

User: You have rabies.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You told me though.

Cleverbot: No I didit.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: Io ti dico ciao e ti auguro la buonanotte.


Stereo cant even get some online.