The Prison - this wont end very soon

[Dre5567]

You are in cell 263, which is where prisoners sleep for the last day until they go to Death Row.

It is 7:35 A.M and at 10:30 you will be executed. You are so nervous, that you forget your own name.

You have the options:
>wake up
>wake up and check under bed for homeless people
>choose name

[Ad Bot]

[ResonKinetic]

>choose name

buttforget mcduck

[Dre5567]

>choose name

buttforget mcduck

Your name is Buttforget McDuck.


You have the options:
>wake up
>wake up and check under bed for homeless people

[Candy Apple]

>change name to Paul Freebis
>wake up and check under bead for homeless people

[Dre5567]

>change name to Paul Freebis
>wake up and check under bead for homeless people

you cannot change your name.


You look under the bed and find a convenient machete. What do you do?

>pick up machete
>go back to bed

[randomtroll39]

Stab yourself with it Pick it up and stick it down your trousers

[PurpleMetro]

wonder how your body can elongate like that
wonder why there would be a machete under a prison bed bcus that must be some handicapped jail if a poorly-hidden weapon just stays there unnoticed.
wonder why there's no floor are we floating in space? :(

[Flatflyer]

wonder how your body can elongate like that
wonder why there would be a machete under a prison bed bcus that must be some handicapped jail if a poorly-hidden weapon just stays there unnoticed.
wonder why there's no floor are we floating in space? :(

magic
magic
and magic.

slice open dat grate with the machete and crawl in there.