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Author Topic: Your Dream Job - YOU CANT DO THAT  (Read 1936 times)


jesus this took longer than expected
You look at yourself, you realise that you have a striking resemblance to Maradona with Argentina's uniform on.

That doesn't matter now, anyways.

You have one turn left until your job starts! What are you going to do?

A) Sleep until its that time.
B) Play Videogames until its that time.


sleep is more important than vidya games

The lights go out, the colors fade out, you go to sleep.



WAIT A MINUTE

YOU OVER SLEPT 0,5 TURNS, YOU'RE LATE

WHAT DO YOU DO

Get to work fast and say that you had to save a kitten from traffic while you were stuck in traffic that was caused by you saving a totally different kitten.

As you hurry to job you wonder what excuse you can make up

You end up mixing up in your own words and confusing yourself
WHAT DO YOU DO


As you look like Maradona, people start confusing you for him and your path is blocked by fans.

WHAT DO YOU DO


you concentrate all your might into turning into Maradona


but you're still you


QUICK, YOU'RE LOOSING TIME

GO TO WORK, PRETEND TO WORK, BUT INSTEAD OF WORKING TURN INTO MARADONA

GO TO WORK, PRETEND TO WORK, BUT INSTEAD OF WORKING TURN INTO MARADONA

Carve your way through the crowds, kill every last one and leave none alive. If you have no any bladed weapons, beat them with their own torn off limbs.

Kill them.

And then go to work or something idk

Carve your way through the crowds, kill every last one and leave none alive. If you have no any bladed weapons, beat them with their own torn off limbs.

Kill them.

And then go to work or something idk
YES YESYESYESYESYESYES