I watched Shrek 3 today + 5 people including me shove rulers in armpits to pret-

[?Sir Info? 2]

end that we were stabbed to death

I even said Shrek is life Shrek is love and some girl told me she watched it

Plus they were pretending that the rulers were swords and our bodies were everywhere and the people laughed

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I even said Shrek is life Shrek is love and some girl told me she watched it

I even said Shrek is life Shrek is love

I even said Shrek is life Shrek is love

I said Shrek is life Shrek is love

[Mister Cheese]

10/10 short story you beat Ernest Hemingway

[Teneksi]

you beat Ernest Hemingway

what if after finishing a work, great writers throughout history suddenly experienced an announcer yelling HIGH SCORE!!

[YounqD]

I told people who didn't know what Shrek if life Shrek is Love is to read it out loud.

Their reactions almost ogre killed me with laughter

[?Sir Info? 2]

oh my the ogre jokes

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HIGH SCORE!!

you called?

[Mister Cheese]

what if after finishing a work, great writers throughout history suddenly experienced an announcer yelling HIGH SCORE!!

Virgil, you just finished writing the Aenid! What are you going to do now?
"Quis enim es tu?"

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nothing about the fake-stabbings?

[sir dooble]

Virgil, you just finished writing the Aenid! What are you going to do now?
"Quis enim es tu?"

If I weren't a classicist I'd let this joke go, but Virgil never finished the Aeneid entirely, died while editing it, and called for it's destruction in his will. :(

[?Sir Info? 2]

Now you're talking about a simple joke.

[Tonkka²]

what if after finishing a work, great writers throughout history suddenly experienced an announcer yelling HIGH SCORE!!

In writing, that's called the good old "smoking a cigarette on the balcony while staring at the sunset knowing you've achieved greatness".

[Mister Cheese]

If I weren't a classicist I'd let this joke go, but Virgil never finished the Aeneid entirely, died while editing it, and called for it's destruction in his will. :(

Crap!
I remember learning about that this year too what the crap me