A Blockhead's Tale

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 YOU AWAKEN IN A STRANGE PLACE...



You appear to be sleeping... thats strange.

What do you do first?

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[}]Crazy[{]

Time has passed and you are awake now.



Unnamed : "What the..where am I? Uugh my head.."

Your head seems to be in pain, you mustve been knocked out or something.

Gaurd Stanely : "Alright, alright.. I'll get the prisoner. Which cell is he in again?"

Gaurd Bob : "He's in cell 562."

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3 Cops walked into the room, they are curious about what you are.
You yourself dont know what you are or what you should name yourself.



Gaurd Stanley : Wow, I never knew aliens exsisted!

Gaurd Bob : Stanley, you idiot, this is no alien! This is some kind of science experiment that went completely wrong!

Gaurd Markus : It doesn't look like a failure to me. Infact, its quite fascinating how they extra-

Gaurd Bob : Markus, dont start your science talk. Why didn't you become a scientist in the first place and why the forget did you even decide to become a Gaurd? I don't understand at all

You shake your head abit, this conversation is pure nonsense. You decide to ignore the rest of it,
Amazingly enough you JUST noticed that one of your little hands are sticking out.

What shall you do?

[Pie Crust]

Use it to break off the stupid stuff I have on and attack the lonely guard, take his gun and fire upon the other two.

[Electrk.]

jump off a cliff

[}]Crazy[{]

Use it to break off the stupid stuff I have on and attack the lonely guard, take his gun and fire upon the other two.

You then rip apart the fabric you were tied up with. The cops equip themselves with guns.

For some reason you have the urge to jump off of a cliff.. oh well, lets do that later and ignore that for now.



Gaurd Stanley : "Don't move, alien freak!"




You quickly dodge, and Stanley shoots Markus.
You're quite lucky, aren't you?



You take a look at Stanley, your not sure if he's dead or still alive.. He seems alive.

[Pie Crust]

Take his gun and fire upon the remaining officers.

[}]Crazy[{]

Take his gun and fire upon the remaining officers.

Remaining officers? What remai- oh stuff.

Gaurd Bob : DON'T MOVE, PEASANT!



You quickly grab Stanley's gun and shoot him with it.

Gaurd Bob : N-




Wow, what a no-brainer!

[Renderman]

RUNNN

[Pie Crust]

Should have fired upon him when you had the chance, idiot.

>Get on the ground and turn head towards the guard.

[}]Crazy[{]

Okay, now its time to snap his neck and get the hell out of he-

What the.. They vanish as a weird smog..



Unknown Voice : Good job, test subject! You succeeded the test!

Unnamed : What? What test?! What is this?! Who am I?!

Unknown Voice : You're Pline, did you forget?

Pline : Well, yeah, kinda.. But what is this? Where did you put me?

Unknown Voice : You're in a test chamber, I'm testing your survival abilities. Your perfect for the place I'm looking for.

Pline : Where's that?

Unknown Voice : You'll see.

>>Where shall Unknown Voice bring us?

[Pie Crust]

DON'T LISTEN TO THAT VOICE! IT'S GLaDOS!!

[Renderman]

nonono its the guy from The Stanley Parable

[}]Crazy[{]

Unknown Voice : Okay, the door is now open. Please proceed the test.



Pline : *sigh..*....Alright...

You feel very unsure about this, but you have no other choice. You feel as if the exit were not too far away.

[Pie Crust]

Sit down and fap to something.