Vocaroo Thread - Version Numbers are Stupid

[awesomebread]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uVNQHNciVa

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[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s187pO0P7ECo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZELRKu0T7

if you would kindly forget off with your spam i'd appreciate it

[st8terblock]

fu nal it works now hue

[Nal]

<3 luv u al]=http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z499Arx8Qp]<3 luv u al

gj

[st8terblock]

gj

buly leave me alone :'(

[Nymph]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s13nYTsYBXYv

[Artificial Blocko]

Somebody post something for me to read and Ill record myself reading it (maybe)

[ßlöükfáce]

Somebody post something for me to read and Ill record myself reading it (maybe)

navy seal copypasta

[Nal]

Somebody post something for me to read and Ill record myself reading it (maybe)

What the forget did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the forget out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, forgeter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little stuff. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will stuff fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.

navy seal copypasta

forget you
:(

[Artificial Blocko]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RiJIjCAsXl

Here you go

The way its worded made me pause and make a few mistakes, but whatever.

Suggest more stuff this is fun.

[foulprairiedog]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UE4Op3oon7

[Masterlegodude]

Suggest more stuff this is fun.

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.

[Artificial Blocko]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SAx5EgdWBz

Here ya go

[Masterlegodude]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SAx5EgdWBz

Here ya go

It's a fanfiction by Peter Chimera, who was more known for his 'Half Life: Full Life Consequences' fanfictions that the ICTON group made into full length Garry's Mod films with additional story elements, silly and spastic movements, and many strange and funny background happenings

[Artificial Blocko]

It's a fanfiction by Peter Chimera, who was more known for his 'Half Life: Full Life Consequences' fanfictions that the ICTON group made into full length Garry's Mod films with additional story elements, silly and spastic movements, and many strange and funny background happenings

I was thinking of Half Life: Full Life Consequences when I read it the first time, it had that feel to it with the wording and grammar.