Poll

Favorite yo mama start?

YO MAMA SO FAT
14 (51.9%)
YO MAMA SO UGLY
1 (3.7%)
YO MAMA SO STUPID
4 (14.8%)
YO MAMA SO OLD
0 (0%)
YO MAMA SO HAIRY
2 (7.4%)
YO MAMA SO POOR
5 (18.5%)
YO MAMA SO SHORT
1 (3.7%)

Total Members Voted: 27

Author Topic: YO MAMA JOKES MEGATHREAD  (Read 1398 times)


Yo mama so fat she's fat.

Get rekd, son.

Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye!

I will admit, this one made me laugh.

Yo mama is so stupid,she can't even post

your mother is so fat that she has a severe disorder called obesity

Yo mama is so stupid she gave birth to OP
Yo mama is so old her society ID number is 1

Yo mama so old, the key on Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo mama so old, her first christmas was the first christmas.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought that Gmail was the newer form of e-mail.

Yo momma so short she needs a shoe for her chin.
 

Yo mama's so black when she jumped into the lake they called it the black sea

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT
OHHH

Yo momma so old she died

Yo momma so fat, when her beeper goes off everyone thinks she's backing up.

>no YO MOMMA SO BLACK in poll

yo mama so stupid, she thought nickelback was a refund