YO MAMA JOKES MEGATHREAD

[Plexmark]

                                                                YO MAMA!

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Examples:
Yo mama so short, when she smokes weed, she can't get high!
Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty said goodbye!
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for having 10 pounds of buttCRACK!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb MTN DEW!
Yo mama so stupid, she called an appointment with Dr. PEPPER!
Yo mama so fat, when she made a PS3 account, she crashed everyone!
F*CK! I WAS GONNA PLAY HALO!

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[Kimon²]

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[Pie Crust]

Yo mama so stupid, I saw her jumping up and down, asked her what she's doing and she said "I drank a medicine and forgot to shake it."

[SquartleTurtle]

all of them are from that yo mama joke video

[NEkram]

yo mamas yo papa  . . . .

[Plexmark]

all of them are from that yo mama joke video

CORRET

[Malleo100]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing "We are family, even though your fatter than me."

[Electrk.]

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dalí mistook them for clocks.

[Kimon²]

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

that's the whitest thing i've seen all day

[Pie Crust]

Yo mama so ugly, people hang a picture of her in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

[ßlöükfáce]

gay jokes are better

[Kimon²]

gay jokes are better

bloukface is so gay that when he was in the third grade he thought he was macklemore

[Jairo]

your mother is so overweight that she should seek professional help

[ßlöükfáce]

bloukface is so gay that when he was in the third grade he thought he was macklemore

im not gay nice try

[Racerboy]

yo have got to be kiddin me