Mom - "I want you to put away everyone's clothes."
Me - "Alright, where do your shirts go?"
Mom - "Open the loving closet and look!"
- ~2 hours later -
Mom - "What the forget are my shirts doing with my pants?"
Me - "Where else could I put them?! I have no idea where they go!"
Mom - "Why didn't you loving ask me then?!"
Me - "I DID ASK YOU! If I don't put them away, you insult me. If I put them away incorrectly, you insult me and if I ask, you insult me. What else do you want me to do?!"
Mom - "Give me your phone. I'm going to keep it for the rest of the week and maybe then you'll learn to value people's work."
Me - "You know what? forget you."
And that is how I lost my phone. She keeps this stuff up every day when I get home from school.