Have you ever been a victim of a crime?

[Caribou]

I haven't, considering I've been in this world for 15 and a half years now.

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[AcornCake]

this guy robbed my house
twice

we caught it on video and he got demolished

[Nonnel]

Not that I know of, anyway.

[Epicduke]

i'm the victim of being TOO loveY OO

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

haven't been a victim, but about a year ago i walked down the street to 7/11 to get some arizona teas.

a robber with a GOLF CLUB was in the store demanding cash from the guy in there.

but the guy working in there turned out to be a tough guy, as he chased the guy out of the store.

needless to say, i laughed my ass off.

[AutoBahn]

I once had my GBA stolen from me when I was like, seven
I had left it in my backpack at summer camp and came back like fifteen minutes later to find it gone
not very surprising since the place was a stuffhole

also, this one wasn't really a personal one but some starfish tried to break into our house through the side door
thankfully we had it blocked up from the inside with wooden planks so the door wouldn't open
the damn thing didn't have a lock and it went straight to the garage so it'd have been bad if we hadn't blocked it up

oh yeah and this one time my aunt was in Mexico because reasons and she got mugged for her earrings
the muggers pulled them out of her ear then ran off
they apparently had pistols or something so yeah Mexico in a nutshell everybody

[hodot]

well my mom got fired unjustly and they got bit in the ass for it

does that count (she has a job now btw its ok)

[xSetrox]

some guy stole my pen

[Pie Crust]

I got money robbed from me plenty of times and someone mugged me and took my GB with Pokemon Yellow a few years ago.

[The Magical Dunes]

other than being a victim of the capitalist pig-dogs' crimes against humanity, no.

[AutoBahn]

other than being a victim of the capitalist pig-dogs' crimes against humanity, no.

[ßlöükfáce]

I got my loving mountain bike stolen a couple weeks ago
It was a really nice one too, a 26'' Mongoose Pathfinder

[Flamecannon]

in elementary school someone stole my tater tots
in middle school someone stole my PE shorts
and to this day i still wonder where the enigmatic PE shorts wearin' thief tater tot eatin' murderer is

[Johnimiester]

One time my mom let a couple of friends who were down on their luck live in our house for a prolonged period of time. They rummaged through pretty much everything. I wasn't there, but they were.

[Lego lad]

Nope.