the Kohoutek virus

[Kohoutek]

OH GOD WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

OH GOD WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

The virus attacked Furdle's server as well, but it only infected one person

[Pngu12970]

Nothing can stop this. This is the end. well, not according to these people. But still, we are doomed.

[Becquerel]

I can confirm that the Kohoutek virus has mutated and created a new strain of the virus called the Blur Virus. This virus is currently only reported in the server of Blur (Fourms acct: BlurisBack), and causes all infected to take on Blurs current appearance

[Lego lad]

I can confirm that the Kohoutek virus has mutated and created a new strain of the virus called the Blur Virus. This virus is currently only reported in the server of Blur (Fourms acct: BlurisBack), and causes all infected to take on Blurs current appearance

How do we contain it?

[Decepticon]

IM SORRY BUT WE'RE TAKING OVER CONTAINMENT STATUSES.


IF YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE INFECTED, PLEASE FOLLOW STANDARD PROCEDURES AND CONTACT AN OFFICIAL CEDA MEMBER. WAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS.

Please, do not panic. Medication and vaccinations will be available shortly. Please follow current instructions from local CEDA members until official instructions arrive.

[Mrmii21]

IF YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE INFECTED, PLEASE FOLLOW STANDARD PROCEDURES AND CONTACT AN OFFICIAL CEDA MEMBER. WAIT FOR OFFICIAL INSTRUCTIONS.

"Wait my ass!"

"Kill all sons of Kohoutek. That's my official instructions."

[Dre5567]

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[AutoBahn]

A BLOCKLAND CIVIL EMERGENCY NOTICE IS NOW IN EFFECT.

All residents of the following areas, please stay tuned for further instructions:
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[Dre5567]

no i alreacdy did it

[AutoBahn]

no i alreacdy did it

civil emergency alert is towards IG servers, yours is directed at the forum.

[Kohoutek]

guys i just want you to know it wasn't my fault!!!

[Becquerel]

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE MASTER SERVER
K-COM TEAMS HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED TO NON INFECTED SERVERS TO PREVENT AND CONTROL INFECTION
MARTIAL LAW IS IN EFFECT THROUGHOUT THE MASTER SERVER
ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO SHELTER IN PLACE IN SINGLE PLAYER SERVERS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE YOUR SERVER
AVOID ALL CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED SERVERS
DO NOT ENTER INFECTED SERVERS
K-COM IS NOW THE HEAD OF GOVERNMENT OF THE MASTER SERVER
BCEDA, BFEMA, EMS, POLICE FORCES, THE MILITARY, AND SPECIAL FORCES ARE BEING DEPLOYED THROUGHOUT THE MASTER SERVER
A MESSAGE FROM THE CIVILIAN LEADER OF BLOCKLAND, ERIC HARTMANN, IS TO BE PUBLISHED IN 1 HOUR
STAY TUNED TO 6969.22 PM FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
SYMPTOMS OF THE KOHOUTEK VIRUS INCLUDE THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF APPEARANCE TO  MATCH THE IDENTITY OF PATIENT ZERO: KOHOUTEK
ADDITIONAL SYMPTOMS ARE SIMILAR TO SALMONELLA FITZGERALD. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF SF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7_ORUkRK7I

[Kohoutek]

PATIENT ZERO: KOHOUTEK

no.
Patient zero's name changes a billion times, his BL_ID is 41008.

Origin:
He changed his appearance to look similar to mine, as a joke.
It didn't stay a joke when he found out he couldn't change back.
This began spreading to other people, I am immune to it (wot).

A certain amount of exposure to the virus can change a person into a carrier, and not the normal, infected person.
A carrier infects multiple people at a time, up to 20 in a second.
A normal infected person can infect 1 person per minute.

Known carriers:
Redconer
This list will update in the future.

[Bolt the thunderhog]

GUYS I FOUND THE VIRUS TO THIS SORCERY! ITS CALLED KOHOUTEK-ZC!
IF YOU ARE EXPOSED TO THIS THE ABOVE PICTURES WILL BE YOU!