Author Topic: 500 ways to make a 1-7 year old cry. (WOAH, 5 PAGES IN 2 DAYS!) (Read 3119 times)

Plexmark · May 25, 2014, 04:59:50 PM

Title.
ROOOLS!11!!1
NO SK1PPING NUMBERS LIKE A JACKASS

1. stealing his mcdonalds and make him watch you eat it, then piss in his drink/shake.
GOGOGO

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Bacon Pancakes · May 25, 2014, 05:00:10 PM

2. Killing it

gr8dayseth · May 25, 2014, 05:00:30 PM

3: Stealing candy from it

Pie Crust · May 25, 2014, 05:01:26 PM

4: Show it Betelgeuse's last posts.

gr8dayseth · May 25, 2014, 05:01:38 PM

5: Taking away his Call of Duty games

Bomb Kirby · May 25, 2014, 05:01:51 PM

6. Call it stupid

WaffleCake · May 25, 2014, 05:02:47 PM

7. throw it in a swimming pool

Bomb Kirby · May 25, 2014, 05:02:58 PM

8. Chase it

BlurIsBack · May 25, 2014, 05:06:20 PM

9. Put it in your oven

WaffleCake · May 25, 2014, 05:06:54 PM

10. spank it

Shadowed999 · May 25, 2014, 05:08:00 PM

11. Keep calling it names that arent his/her name

Fluff-is-back · May 25, 2014, 05:08:09 PM

12. Throw a fridge at it.

ßlöükfáce · May 25, 2014, 05:08:45 PM

13. be a dog and bite him

Bomb Kirby · May 25, 2014, 05:09:47 PM

14. Forget to give it a toy with its Happy Meal.

Bacon Pancakes · May 25, 2014, 05:14:42 PM

15. ~~Beat him to death~~ Don't let him/her eat cookies and milk.