500 ways to make a 1-7 year old cry. (WOAH, 5 PAGES IN 2 DAYS!)

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43. Send them the Navy Seal copypasta

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[NoZoner]

44. Ruthlessly beat him/her/it



... in a game of Magic The Gathering!

[Candy Apple]

44. Ruthlessly beat him/her/it



... in a game of Magic The Gathering!

That game loving rocks.

[querty67]

45. Throw a rock at it and yell "RUN BITCH RUUUUN!" then chase them down by throwing more rocks

[Aplem]

46. Punch it in the throat?

[pefu19]

47. kill it until its not dead yet

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48. tickle him to death

[foulprairiedog]

48. tickle him to death

bloukface confirmed for tickle special interest

49. Torture his parents and make him watch.

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bloukface confirmed for tickle special interest

NO

[Aware]

50. Ignore its beg for attention

[Snaked_Snake]

51. Buy it in ice cream, let them hold it and slap it into their face.

[grunterdb1951]

51. Buy it in ice cream, let them hold it and slap it into their face.

They don't want any of that stuff.

[LeetZero]

52. Steal his candy...

...So he doesn't get diabetes.

53. Install parental limitations on the PC...

...So he doesn't get corrupted by the malicious websites.

52. Buy him Bad Rats.

[Biohazard]

53. break an arm
54. break a foot
55. break a toe
56. break a finger
57. break a hand
58. dislocate a shoulder
59. break their spine
60. break their nose
61. kill their parents
62. kill their best friend
63. leave them in a store
64. leave them anywhere
65. do not give them food

cmon guys step it up

[Steve5451²]

53. break an arm
54. break a foot
55. break a toe
56. break a finger
57. break a hand
58. dislocate a shoulder
59. break their spine
60. break their nose
61. kill their parents
62. kill their best friend
63. leave them in a store
64. leave them anywhere
65. do not give them food

cmon guys step it up

so basically
53. hurt them
54. kill someone they love
55. leave them somewhere
56. don't feed them